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"There must be some life out there in the universe... "besides just me," I thought. And so, I set myself the task of finding it. I created... what I imagined biological life to be like... down to the most minute detail. Did you make a penis? Dude! What is wrong with you? If he is a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her! I don't need to hear how my parents... Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice. That's disgusting. It was beautiful. You Earthers have hang-ups. Yes, Drax, I got a penis. Ha! Thank you! It's not half bad. Oh. Ugh. I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system... and all the accompanying junk.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
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Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community. Impeccable, both physically and mentally. We control the DNA of our progeny... germinating them in birthing pods. I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way. Perhaps someday, you could give me a history lesson... in the archaic ways of our ancestors. For academic purposes. I would be honored, yes. In the name of research... I think that could be pretty, uh... repulsive.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
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All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it. Then you push this button... which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Now, whatever you do... don't push this button... because that will set off the bomb immediately and we'll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said. I am Groot. Uh-huh. I am Groot. That's right. I am Groot. No! No, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again. Hmm... I am Groot. Mmm-hmm. I am Groot. Uh-huh. I am Groot. No! That's exactly what you just said! How is that even possible? Which button is the button you're supposed to push? Point to it. No!
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2