Man, would you just... Just take it easy, man. You know, that's your answer for everything, Dude. Let me point out something. Pacifism is not... Look at our current situation with that camel fucker in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind. Just take it easy, man. I'm perfectly calm, Dude. Yeah, waving the fucking gun around? Calmer than you are. Will you just take it easy? Calmer than you are.
The Big Lebowski
20.3s
Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the league and asking them to set aside the round. I don't know, maybe forfeit it to us. So, like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning. Tell Walter. I'm sorry.
The Big Lebowski
23.8s
Uh-huh. I can't blow that far. Are you sure he won't mind? Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. Oh, that must be exhausting. You're not blowing. Our guest has to be getting along, Mrs. Lebowski. Oh!
The Big Lebowski
21.8s
I'll suck your cock for $1,000. Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay $100. That's marvelous. I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
The Big Lebowski
4.9s
You guys are dead in the water. All right! Way to go, Donny!
The Big Lebowski
7.2s
Go ahead. Blow. You want me to blow on your toes?
The Big Lebowski
2.2s
I'm slamming them tonight!
The Big Lebowski
46.3s
I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man. Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. Jesus. You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Eight-year-olds, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
26.6s
What do you mean, Dude? Rug-peers did not do this. Look at it. A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money. She figures he isn't giving her enough, you know. She owes money all over town. That fucking bitch! It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit and, you know... I Am the Walrus? You know, you'll...
The Big Lebowski
10s
So, how much did he give you? 20 grand, man. And, of course, I still get to keep the rug. Just for making a hand-off? Yeah. They gave Dude a beeper.
The Big Lebowski
22.3s
That creep can roll, man. Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah. No, he's a sex offender with a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast. What's a pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny.
The Big Lebowski
8.1s
Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Fucking Quintana.
The Big Lebowski
23.2s
Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier once we get instructions for the money. Why me, man? He believes the culprits might be the very people who soiled your rug and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. He thinks the carpet pissers did this? Well, Dude, we just don't know.
The Big Lebowski
2.9s
Brandt will fill you in on the details.
The Big Lebowski
3.9s
This is a bummer, man. That's... That's a bummer.
The Big Lebowski
2.3s
Bummer. Huh?
The Big Lebowski
17.4s
"We have Bunny." Written by men who were unable to achieve on a level field of play. "Gather $1 million..." Cowards! - - In unmarked, nonconsecutive 20s-" VVeakHngs! "A wait instructions." Bums! "No funny stuff."