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26.1s
What? A dick, man. And let me tell you something, I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody. Fabulous stuff, man. I'm not... Fuck it, man. Just stay away from my fucking lady friend. Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady. She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man! Hey, man. I'm not... Who are you working for? Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?
The Big Lebowski
23.5s
You know, people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. On you maybe. Of course, you have to take the good with the bad. New technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic. Well, I still jerk off manually.
The Big Lebowski
1m9s
The briefcase was fucking empty, man. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her. You threw out a ringer for a ringer. Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency? I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude. He kept the money. My point is... Here we are, it's shabbos, the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death. VVill you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. What the fuck are you talking about? Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic! What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on, Dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this. And five fucking years ago, you were divorced. So what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? This is the driveway. Jewish as fucking Tevye. Man. You know, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing. Man, taking care of her fucking dog, going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! I've... Jesus.
The Big Lebowski
1m17s
Donny was a good bowler and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died... He died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Ian Doc, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
The Big Lebowski
24s
We're... Can't we just rent it from you, you know? Sir, this is a mortuary not a rental house. V\Ie're scattering the fucking ashes! Walter, Walter. Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps. Sir, please lower your voices. Man, don't you have, you know, something else we can put him in? You know? That is our most modestly priced receptacle. God damn it!
The Big Lebowski