Anyway, we can save the world. All right? Someone's just gotta go first.
Hancock
3.5s
- You're nothing but an asshole. - We don't need you in this city.
Hancock
40.5s
- Ah, shit. - I'm all right. I'm okay. All of you people... ...blocking the intersection... ...you're all idiots. You threw the dude's car at her. And what's with the train? Why didn't you just go straight up in the air with the car? You've obviously injured that poor woman. - She's right. She should sue you. - Yeah, she should sue you. Well, you should sue McDonald's because they fucked you up. You're an asshole. And I can smell that liquor on your breath. - Because I've been drinking, bitch. - You're a drunk asshole! - You think you're such a hero. - Asshole!
Hancock
3.8s
Mom! Mom! Mom!
Hancock
3.2s
...nobody can stop you from taking it...
Hancock
3.6s
- I need Room 1020. - Clear! I need Room 1020.
Hancock
8.7s
Do you like eagles? This guy's like a little talking machine, huh? We don't have a lot of guests over here. Look at that, huh? Hon, is the heat on?
Hancock
42.2s
The way you deal with bullies, you take your right foot... ...bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump. You don't have to do that, honey, okay? Seriously. It's a good idea. You aim straight and make sure he can't use that thing... ...for nothing but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack. Okay, please, just stop. Michel is not a man, okay? He's a little boy. And his parents... ...happen to be going through a bad divorce. That's why he's acting up. Maybe you don't know this... ...but not everything in this world gets resolved with force. - Not everything has to be bang... - I'm set. ...scream, blood, more blood. - Baby, I got plenty. Angel! We're okay. She watches so much news... ...that sometimes it gets to be a little too much.
Hancock
10.5s
For companies to qualify, they need to prove they are a leader in the global... We wanna talk about Mr. Hancock. They're committed to bettering the world. They can do this in four ways. This is how they...
Hancock
2.6s
The AllHeart symbol will be known globally...
Hancock
14s
We started Spaghetti Madness about two years ago. We do it every Thursday, and we have not missed a Thursday in... - Ever. - Yeah. - Ever? That's a long time. - Yes, sir. - A very long time. - That's some good meatballs, boy.
Hancock
2s
I like that.
Hancock
12.2s
Hancock? Michel is this neighborhood bully. We've been trying to teach Aaron a little... ...about conflict resolution. You know what I mean? - Yeah. Turn the other cheek, all that? - That's exactly right.
Hancock
18.2s
You stay away from me and my family. You are not gonna do this to me again. What? I don't know what you're talking about. - Hey! - I love you, Hancock! It can't work. It always ends the same way. Persia. Greece. Brooklyn. Brooklyn? I've never been to Brooklyn.