I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire! And I'm Ted... Hold on. Bill, here, you take it. Okay. - And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan. - Yeah! And we're Wyld Stallyns!
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Hey, Dad!
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Hello, San Dimas. Please welcome, for the final report of the afternoon... ... from all throughout history... ... some of the greatest people who have ever lived... ... in their 1988 world tour! How's it going? I'm Billy the Kid. I'd like you all to put your hands together. Now, my good friends... ...Bill S. Preston, Esquire... ...and Ted "Theodore" Logan.
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Mr. Ryan... Before you say anything, my distinguished colleague, Ted, and I... ...wish to express to you our thanks... ...for all the things we have learned in your class. And what have you learned? We've learned that the world has a great history. Yes. And that thanks to great leaders such as... ...Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc... ...and Socratic Method... ...the world is full of history.
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What are they doing up there?
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To improve on the condition of her armies, Joan of Arc plans on instituting... ...a full-scale aerobics program on her return to France.
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- What am I going to say on it? - Dad!
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Je vais remporter un triomphe terrible...
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You know your topics.
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Listen, guys, don't forget: Tomorrow, final report... ...1:30 to 3:30, okay?
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Bill, Ted, this is really quite simple. You have flunked every section of this class.
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And since he doesn't speak English... ...my friend Ted, here, is gonna interpret for him. So please welcome, to tell us what he thinks of San Dimas... ...the most bodacious philosophizer in ancient Greece...
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He was the teacher of Plato, who was in turn the teacher of Aristotle. And like Ozzy Osbourne, was repeatedly accused of corruption of the young.
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Guess we used too much power.
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Yeah, this way!
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"Dear Bill and Ted. "Good luck on the report. "Sincerely, Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted 'Theodore' Logan." That was nice of us. "P.S. "Duck!" Excellent work, dude. - Way to go! - Come on.