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Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan? Say please.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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Dude. - What? - Let's go talk to ourselves. Excellent. - What did we say, anyways? - I don't know. Let's go find out.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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I think it's working, dude.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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Come on, So-crates.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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- Ready, Ted? - Ready, Bill. Let's go back into history.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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I need help. I got a live one here.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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If we were one of the greatest generals in history... ...and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day... ...where would we go? Waterloo!

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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- This is Ted's little brother, Deacon. - Hi. He'll take care of you.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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Eleven children, please. Are you okay?

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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- Let's bag him. - Yeah.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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Gentlemen, is everything all right? Yeah, except how come the number we dialed for San Dimas... ...brought us here instead of to tomorrow, Rufus? Because in San Dimas it is tomorrow, William. You have to dial one number higher.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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I don't believe his clothes.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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Why be soft and flabby when you can be firm and trim? When you can have a body that cries: "Look at me! Admire me!" With our specialized weight-training and aerobics program... ... we can help you attain the kind of body you've only dreamed of having. All right, let's go, ladies!

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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Oh, my God. You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria. - God! - You are such a geek. Way to go, egghead. - Geek. - What is a geek?

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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- Sacrebleu. - Come on, buddy.

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... while the masses possess little but their television sets. This dichotomy led to a revolution... ... in which Antoinette and her husband were beheaded. Today, leaders are impeached rather than beheaded.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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We'll be back as soon as we find Napoleon, okay?

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- That was most unprecedented, Rufus. - Yeah.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan? Say please.

Dude. - What? - Let's go talk to ourselves. Excellent. - What did we say, anyways? - I don't know. Let's go find out.

I think it's working, dude.

Come on, So-crates.

- Ready, Ted? - Ready, Bill. Let's go back into history.

I need help. I got a live one here.

If we were one of the greatest generals in history... ...and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day... ...where would we go? Waterloo!

- This is Ted's little brother, Deacon. - Hi. He'll take care of you.

Eleven children, please. Are you okay?

- Let's bag him. - Yeah.

Gentlemen, is everything all right? Yeah, except how come the number we dialed for San Dimas... ...brought us here instead of to tomorrow, Rufus? Because in San Dimas it is tomorrow, William. You have to dial one number higher.

I don't believe his clothes.

Why be soft and flabby when you can be firm and trim? When you can have a body that cries: "Look at me! Admire me!" With our specialized weight-training and aerobics program... ... we can help you attain the kind of body you've only dreamed of having. All right, let's go, ladies!

Oh, my God. You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria. - God! - You are such a geek. Way to go, egghead. - Geek. - What is a geek?

- Sacrebleu. - Come on, buddy.

... while the masses possess little but their television sets. This dichotomy led to a revolution... ... in which Antoinette and her husband were beheaded. Today, leaders are impeached rather than beheaded.

We'll be back as soon as we find Napoleon, okay?

- That was most unprecedented, Rufus. - Yeah.