Even the dirt is clean. Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent waterslides... ...than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great... ...but it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the two great ones... ...ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I fail to keep these two on the correct path... ... the basis of our society will be in danger. Don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.
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One of the greatest presidents in American history...
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Maybe you're right.
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He loves San Dimas.
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Hi. I brought you guys some food.
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We're destined to flunk most egregiously tomorrow.
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Thanks, Dad.
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- Your stepmom is cute, though. - Shut up. - Remember when I asked her to the prom? - Shut up!
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And look at us. Nothing's different.
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And now, for our last speaker.
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Hello again, my excellent friends.
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What's up, Ted?
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Thank you, San Dimas High.
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We traveled through time. I mean, we met lots of great leaders and we got an A plus on our history report.