Foster home in Pittsburgh reported you missing two weeks ago. You're sending me back? No. They don't want you.
Shazam!
1.3s
Hey!
Shazam!
2s
I was screwing in a bulb.
Shazam!
4.4s
- Oh! What do we do? - Just hold on! - To what? - The bar, you idiot!
Shazam!
2.4s
One of my superpowers is name guessing.
Shazam!
23.9s
Flight or invisibility? If you could have one superpower, flight or invisibility, what would you pick? I mean, everybody chooses flight. You know why? So they can fly away from this conversation? No, no. 'Cause heroes fly. And who doesn't want people to think they're a hero, right? But invisibility, no way. That's pervy. Spying around on people who don't even know you're there. Sneaking around everywhere. It's a total villain power, right?
Shazam!
1.2s
Billy.
Shazam!
1.5s
And apparently, it works.
Shazam!
4.7s
Laser eyes! Guys, he's got laser eyes! Too bad your aim sucks balls!
Shazam!
5s
Marilyn! What's goin' on out there? You might need it more than me.
Shazam!
12.2s
I don't know about this. I mean, we don't have a fake ID even. Freddy, Freddy, would you relax? Look at me. I am the fake ID. Everything from the register! Go, go! Now! Come on! We don't have any time. Let's go. Move!
Shazam!
4.2s
Jesus Christ. Billy, this isn't funny! Here you go, buddy.
Shazam!
1.2s
Don't go, Billy.
Shazam!
9.5s
That's the difference. Is this some sort of joke? It may seem that way to you because we're not in actuality studying mass hysteria.
Shazam!
1.3s
God, this is the worst idea ever!
Shazam!
4.8s
Pedro, Pedro, come on. Freddy? Freddy, keep up. Darla, stay in front.
Shazam!
10.4s
Even if I could, I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that's cool? I don't know, maybe command an army of billions in the ocean. Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool.
Shazam!
2.9s
Very good, very funny. Very funny. That's great. That's hilarious.
