Please, stop! We got a kicker, huh? Hey, hold him steady. Hold him steady.
Joker
12.3s
You're gonna kill me. You're gonna give me a heart attack! Don't give me your... No. No. I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! Okay. Okay.
Joker
7.3s
Happy, I wrote a new letter. Come on, dance with me. For Thomas Wayne. It's important.
Joker
3s
Hello, it's good to be here.
Joker
9.5s
I think the guy that did it is a hero. Three less pricks in Gotham City, only a million more to go.
Joker
10.1s
My mother would say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma, I'm gonna be a comedian."
Joker
5.2s
I hated school as a kid.
Joker
3.1s
I hated school when I was a kid.
Joker
19.9s
And, buddy, as always, thanks for the laughs. I'm sure we'll see you again. You know we'll be here, right? I hope. Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, and animal expert, Hugh Little. Thanks for watching. Good night, and always remember, that's life.
Joker
14.2s
So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. I told him, "The garbage strike is still going on, Billy." And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?"
Joker
5s
Momma, time to wake up and go to bed. Hmm? Oh...
Joker
1.2s
Lift.
Joker
4.3s
You gotta protect yourself out there. Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked.
Joker
2s
What? You think that's funny?
Joker
31.7s
Come sit. It's starting. Yay, Murray. From NCB Studios in Gotham City, it's Live with Murray Franklin! Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... Oh, Sandra Winger's on. ...and the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. Joining Murray, as always, Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. And now, without further ado, Murray Franklin.
Joker
2.3s
Why would you do that, Arthur?
Joker
5.5s
I have... I have a condition. I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. Whoa!
