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27.4s
I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long-term?" "Is it safe?" "Is it reliable?" "Could it kill me?" Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. We're like, "There's a spot." "There's another spot. That would work." "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." "Handicapped? I hope no one sees this."
Joker
37.7s
I heard this song on the radio the other day, and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival. Arthur... Which is crazy, because that's my clown name at work. And until a little while ago, it was like nobody ever saw me. Even I didn't know if I really existed. Arthur, I have some bad news for you. You don't listen, do you?
Joker
1m18s
That's better. Bruce! Bruce! Get away from that man. It's okay. I'm a good guy. What are you doing? Who are you? I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. Why did you give him these flowers? No, they're not real. It's magic. I was just trying to make him smile. Well, it's not funny, is it? Do I need to call the police? No. Please. My mother's name is Penny. Penny Fleck. She used to work here years ago. Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? You are her son. Yeah. Did you know her? I know about the two of them. She told me everything. There's nothing to know. There is no "them." Your mother was delusional. She was a sick woman. Don't say that. Just go. Mmm? Before you make a fool of yourself. Thomas Wayne is my father.
Joker
1m33s
You know what I'm talking about, it's so hard to just try and be happy all the time. Hey, listen, man. I'm just an administrative assistant. Like a clerk, you know. All I do is file paperwork. I don't know what to tell you. But you should see somebody. You know, they got programs, city services, stuff like that. Oh, yeah. They cut all those. All right, here it is. Fleck. Penny Fleck. Let's see. Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner. Oh. "The patient suffers from delusional psychosis and narcissistic personality disorder." Mmm. "Was found guilty of endangering the welfare of her own child." What? You said she's your mother. Uh... I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, you know, without proper forms. I could get in trouble. Look, if you want to bring your mom in here to sign, that'll be much easier, but I can't let this go without her signature, okay? I'm sorry.
Joker