It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." I can't use my real last name at this college 'cause they don't hire Jews.
Joker
3.6s
I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.
Joker
4s
...and my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ."
Joker
1.3s
You good?
Joker
8.6s
Here. Don't get all worked up. Eat. You need to eat. You need to eat. Look how skinny you are.
Joker
7.7s
I know. I know. Why is she a senior in the intro? I didn't buy it either. So, she comes to me during my office hours.
Joker
4.4s
I was wondering if you could ask the doctor to increase my medication.
Joker
1.6s
You sure?
Joker
1.8s
Nothing.
Joker
7s
Arthur, you're on seven different medications. Surely, they must be doing something.
Joker
6s
How does it feel to have to come here? Does it help to have someone to talk to?
Joker
25.1s
And finally, tonight, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... ...authorities are saying the city is under siege by scores of rats. And not just any rats, but super rats, who are hard to kill. He must not be getting my letters. Yeah. It's Thomas Wayne, Mom. He's a busy man. Please. I worked for that family for years. The least he could do is write back.
Joker
2.2s
Hey, you want some French fries?
Joker
12.4s
I read it was a guy in full makeup. No, it says right here it was a mask. Either way, I think it's good for business. They got clowns on the front of every newspaper. Big man, what's the good word? Hey.
Joker
3.5s
I just don't want to feel so bad anymore.
Joker
41.3s
♪ Isn't it rich? ♪ ♪ Are we a pair? ♪ ♪ Me here at last on the ground ♪ ♪ And you in mid-air ♪ ♪ Send in the clowns ♪ ♪ Isn't it bliss? ♪ ♪ Don't you approve? ♪ ♪ One who keeps tearing around ♪ ♪ And one who can't move ♪ ♪ Where are the clowns? ♪ ♪ There ought to be clowns ♪
