So, I'll tell you how I operate. I'm a professor at a prestigious New England university...
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2.2s
Stand clear of the closing doors.
Joker
1.7s
Bitch!
Joker
7.7s
It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." I can't use my real last name at this college 'cause they don't hire Jews.
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3.6s
I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.
Joker
13.7s
I'm telling you, she wanted my number. We should've just stayed. You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested at all. Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing? She was in love. She couldn't wait to get away from you. Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw.
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8.4s
This building is so awful, right, Mommy? Yes, we can hear you, GiGi. It's so awful, Mommy.
Joker
1.2s
Hey.
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13.7s
Listen, I'm trying to help you. Okay? And I'll tell you something else. The other guys, they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur, because people think you're weird. Okay? And I can't have that around me.
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17.7s
Hello, Hoyt. Gary said you wanted to see me. How's the comedy career? Are you a famous stand-up yet? Not quite. Just been working on my material. No, don't sit. This'll be quick. Look, I like you, Arthur. You know, a lot of the guys, they think you're a freak, but I like you.
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1.4s
Right, Mommy?
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1.4s
Come on.
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2s
Punch him in the dick, Gary.
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3s
This building is so awful, isn't it?
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2.3s
I don't want you worrying about money, Mom.
Joker
1.2s
Fuck 'em.
Joker
7.7s
Don't sweat it, Art. No one has to know. And you can pay me back some other time. You know you're my boy.
Joker
14.5s
And finally, in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club, right here in Gotham. Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, it'll somehow make you funny. Check out this joker.
