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I hated school when I was a kid.

Joker

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You believe that shit?

Joker

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I'm right here. Excuse me, sir. Does your mother take any medications? - No. - Excuse me, - I couldn't hear you. - No. Sir, when was the last time you spoke to her? I don't know. Mr. Fleck. Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity. This is my partner, Detective Burke. We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home, so we spoke with your mother. Oh. What did you say to her? Did you do this? What? No. No, no, no. We just asked her some questions, and she got hysterical. Hyperventilating, collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. Yeah. The doctor said she had a stroke. We're sorry to hear about that. But, like I said, I still have some questions for you. They're about the subway killings that happened last week. You've heard about them, right? Yeah. It's horrible. Right. So, we spoke with your boss over at Haha's. He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children's hospital. - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. It's part of my act. I'm a party clown. All right. So, why were you fired? They said I wasn't funny enough. Can you imagine that? If you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. Your boss also gave us one of your cards. This condition of yours, the laughing, is it real, or some sort of clown thing? - A clown thing? - Yeah. I mean, is it part of your act? What do you think? It's exit only.

Joker

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You smell like cologne. It's 'cause I just had a big date. Oh.

Joker

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She's gonna be okay.

Joker

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And, buddy, as always, thanks for the laughs. I'm sure we'll see you again. You know we'll be here, right? I hope. Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, and animal expert, Hugh Little. Thanks for watching. Good night, and always remember, that's life.

Joker

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Arthur, Hoyt wants to see you in his office. Hey, Gary. You know what I've always wondered? No idea. Do you people call it miniature golf or is it just golf to you?

Joker

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Oh, Happy.

Joker

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All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys.

Joker

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That's life.

Joker

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I think the guy that did it is a hero. Three less pricks in Gotham City, only a million more to go.

Joker

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Hello, it's good to be here.

Joker

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You want one? Yeah.

Joker

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One more time for Sam Morril, y'all. All right, now, this next comic describes himself as a lifelong Gotham resident who from a young age was always told that his purpose in life was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world. Um... Okay. Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, y'all. Arthur Fleck.

Joker

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So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. I told him, "The garbage strike is still going on, Billy." And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?"

Joker

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I hated school as a kid.

Joker

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Okay, we got a big show tonight. Stay tuned. We'll be right back. That was great, Arthur. Thank you. I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say. It made my day. Thanks, Murray. You see all this, the lights, the show, the audience, all that stuff? I'd give it all up in a heartbeat to have a kid like you.

Joker

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Here's one. You know, I was just thinking the other day, why are the rich people...

Joker