Man, you scared me, kid. I nearly soiled myself. What's your name? Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. You're not from here, are you? No, well, yeah. I mean, I mean not from right in this area. I'm just doing some work here. What kind of work? Some routine candy tree trimming. You probably want to stand back. In fact, this whole area is technically closed while we're trimming. - Who's "we"? - Candy tree department. Where is everybody else? It's just me today. So you just meant like the royal "we"? Yep. That's right. Hey, are you a hobo? No. I'm not a hobo, but I am busy. Okay? So you go home. What's that? Didn't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb. Listen, I tried to be nice. I tried to be nice. - You're mimicking me. - You're mimicking me!
Wreck-It Ralph
23.1s
Mr. Litwak! What's the trouble, sweetheart? The game's busted. I can fix it! I can fix it! Oh boy. Looks like the game's gone cuckoo, like my nana. Sorry, sweetie. Here's your quarter back. But what about the game? I'll have someone look at it tomorrow... But if he can't fix it, it might be time to put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture.
Wreck-It Ralph
5.9s
I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you. I'm from the candy tree department, so I know what... It's a double stripe.
Wreck-It Ralph
3.6s
Do something, Felix! Just act natural. I'll fix it.
Wreck-It Ralph
3.4s
I can't feel my legs. What is all this stuff?
Wreck-It Ralph
2.9s
We are humanity's last hope.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.8s
Kohut! My cruiser.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.8s
Ralph? Ralph!
Wreck-It Ralph
1s
Hello.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.2s
On a planet with no name, a top-secret experiment has gone horribly wrong.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.4s
Morning, kids. Come on in. Good to see you. Good to see you. You, too, little fella.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.6s
What's he saying, Felix? Stand by. My Q*bert-ese is a little rusty.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.6s
Game play in three, Two, one.
Wreck-It Ralph
26.4s
Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby? Leave me alone. Look, you want that medal, right? And I want to race. So here's what I'm thinking. You help me get a new kart... A real kart... And I'll win the race and get you back your medal. You want me to help you? All you gotta do is break something for me. Come on. What do you say, friend? We are not friends.
Wreck-It Ralph
19.6s
You're welcome, you rotten little thief. I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin. I was going to give it back to you as soon as I won the race. It's not a coin. It is a medal. Coin, medal, whatever. Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one. I can't. I didn't win it in my game. I won it in Hero's Duty.
Wreck-It Ralph
6.5s
I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal. - Listen! - One more, one more. Why did the hero flush the toilet?
Wreck-It Ralph
3.1s
Scram, you rotten little cavities! Before I throw you in the mud!