Let's see. I'm nine feet tall. I weigh 643 pounds, got a bit of a temper on me. Hey, you moved my stump!
Wreck-It Ralph
30s
The thing is, fixing is the name of the game. Literally, Fix-it Felix, Jr. Fix-It, Felix! I can fix it! So, yeah, naturally, The guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. He's nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, if you've got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you would not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly.
Wreck-It Ralph
15.9s
Thirty years I've been doing this. And I've seen a lot of other games come and go. How sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids?. Boom! Gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at. I'm very lucky.
Wreck-It Ralph
9.4s
All clear! The arcade is closed! Shoryuken! Whoo! What a day! So, you want to head to Tapper's, Ken? If you're buying, buddy.
Wreck-It Ralph
7.4s
I'm a wrecker. I wreck thing. Professionally. I'm gonna wreck it! I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know.
Wreck-It Ralph
5.3s
I don't know. Maybe I wouldn't be feeling this way. If things were different after work.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.4s
And, no, there aren't.
Wreck-It Ralph
3s
Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.7s
No!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.7s
The glitch!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.1s
No!
Wreck-It Ralph
3.2s
Kid! Ralph, I told you I can't leave the game.
Wreck-It Ralph
28.1s
But it is what it is. Good job, everyone! Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes, which he's just fixed. And everyone, you know, they go to their homes, I go to mine, which happens to be a dump. And when I say "a dump". I don't mean like a shabby place. I mean an actual dump, where the garbage goes, and a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts.
Wreck-It Ralph
19.8s
And I think, "Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief?" "Why can't you be more like good guy?" Then I have moment of clarity. If Zangief is good guy, who'll crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs? And I say, "Zangief, you are bad guy", "but this does not mean you are 'bad' guy."
Wreck-It Ralph
23.9s
But if I'm really honest with myself... I see Felix up there getting patted on the back, People are giving him pie and thanking him. And so happy to see him all the time. Sometimes I think... Man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
Wreck-It Ralph
11.3s
I am Zangief. I am bad guy. - Hi, Zangief! - Hi, Zangief. I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow egg between my thighs.
Wreck-It Ralph
7.3s
Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys, we've all felt what you're feeling. And we've come to terms with it. - Really? - Right here.
Wreck-It Ralph
3.3s
It looks uncomfortable. It's actually fine. I'm good.