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It smells like old lady pants in here. Yes, I'm old. I wear pants. But you're no lady. Oh! So comfy.
Deadpool
Downside of being blind... I hear everything in this duplex.
Deadpool
Found out who our friend in the red suit is.
Deadpool
Morning, sleepyhead.
Deadpool
(WADE FARTS) #driveby.
Deadpool
Pretty grossed out.
Deadpool
Not if there's nothing left of him to heal. You know, it's funny. I almost miss the fucker.
Deadpool
Right. And when he heals?
Deadpool
Still, we'll put him out of our misery. On our terms.
Deadpool
I only wish I healed the same.
Deadpool
I raided my stash of wisdom tooth Percocet... and I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now.
Deadpool
(WADE GRUNTS SLOWLY) Tylenol PM? You can stick that where you stuck the Bactin.
Deadpool
I like a challenge.
Deadpool
