That's good. You should keep it that way. What, like, wear a mask? Yes. A very thick mask. All the time.
Deadpool
14.6s
Here's what I'm actually gonna do. I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis... force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull... and fuck the brain hole. I don't wanna see that or think of it again. But the douchebag does thinks you're dead, right? Yeah.
Deadpool
35.5s
You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Yeah. Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship... and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence. And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug... is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory. And he's gone. Poof! Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this... because as of now, you only have one course of action. Damn straight. Find Francis. Star in horror films. What? Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
Deadpool
2.5s
Do you like what you see? No.
Deadpool
8.9s
Ah, bullshit! I'm a monster inside and out. I belong in a fucking circus. Wade, Vanessa loves you. She doesn't care what you... Oh! Oh.
Deadpool
2.5s
Come on, Wade, it can't be that bad.
Deadpool
3.5s
No way. I'm not making her life as ugly as mine.
Deadpool
11.2s
God, he's so fucking gnarly. WOMAN: Look at his face. MAN: Oh, my God. Poor guy. FEMALE PEDESTRIAN: Honey, don't stare. MALE PEDESTRIANI Freak. (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) (BREATHING HEAVILY)
Deadpool
2.1s
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE)
Deadpool
2s
To you, Mr. Pool.
Deadpool
10.8s
I am sorry... you are haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares. Like a testicle with teeth. You will die alone. I mean, if you could die.
Deadpool
7.4s
All you need now is a suit and a nickname... like Wade the Wisecracker... or Scaredevil, Mr. Neverdie.
Deadpool
3.8s
DeadpooL That sounds like a fucking franchise. (GLASSES CLINK)
