(MUFFLED SCREAMING) WADE: I've never said this, but don't swallow.
Deadpool
2.4s
Shall we turn back? No, no time.
Deadpool
5.2s
Oh. But, uh, how about a crisp high five? Okay. Merry Christmas.
Deadpool
1.2s
Pleasure doing business with you.
Deadpool
1.3s
They won't disappoint.
Deadpool
10.2s
(STUTTERS) Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like? Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. Okay, enough. I can go all day, Dopinder. The point is, it's bad! Hmm, it's bad.
Deadpool
13.6s
Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool? Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
Deadpool
4.7s
Go get some. Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it.
Deadpool
1.4s
(GRUNTS) Okay.
Deadpool
1.4s
Hmm, nice.
Deadpool
4s
See, we've had this small disruption to our supply chain...
Deadpool
1.5s
That won't do.
Deadpool
3.2s
I mean, that's why I brought her?
Deadpool
2.4s
We'd appreciate your patience.
Deadpool
1.4s
(PHONE RINGING)
Deadpool
1.2s
Fire!
Deadpool
1.4s
(MUSIC STOPS)
Deadpool
13.2s
WADE: Not often a dude ruins your face... skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama... and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments. Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
