I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. More Shake Weight-y. The world needs extraordinary soldiers. We won'tjust make you better. We will make you better than better.
Deadpool
5.7s
And now you spend your days sticking up for the little people... People change. What do you want?
Deadpool
5.2s
Look, Agent Smith, I tried the hero business and it left a mark.
Deadpool
3.8s
What if I told you we can cure your cancer?
Deadpool
2.7s
But if I ever hit "fuck it," I'll look you up.
Deadpool
2.4s
Boothe. Wade.
Deadpool
1.2s
(WADE SIGHS)
Deadpool
1.4s
A superhero.
Deadpool
10.9s
You got me in a box here. Aha! We can't allow this, DeadpooL Please, come quietly. You big chrome cock-gobbler! COLOSSUS: That's not nice. You're really gonna fuck this up for me?
Deadpool
6s
So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence... or mean comment? Go on.
Deadpool
25.4s
So, what, you're like, uh, his sidekick? No. Trainee. Let me guess. X-Men left you behind on what? Shit detail? What does that make you? Pretending you're not here, Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Can we trade names? (FRANCIS GROANS) Can we go? WADE: Look! I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere than here. I'm all about long sullen silences... followed by mean comments, followed by more silences.
Deadpool
4.8s
That does it! (METAL CLAN KS) Oh!
Deadpool
4.3s
We should really come up with a safe word, fellas. I'm thinking "pork and beans."
Deadpool
7.2s
Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He's pure evil.
Deadpool
6.2s
My first request is warmer hands. Oh! And, Jesus, a warmer table.
