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You'll do no such thing. Why don't you just say it in an Indian accent? I'm sorry? Apology accepted. This is a side of you I do not like. Let me guess, some of your best friends in the future are Indian. What the hell are you...? Once again, intolerance rears its ugly head. I am so sorry. It gets better. I'm not a fucking racist, moron! That's precisely what a racist would say. I'm with the old white guy on this one. And that's a twist. When this is over... I'm going to fuck you to death with your own broken feet. And a sexual predator, too. That's rich. I should have finished college. DEADPOOL: So what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Some kind of soldier? Yeah, something like that. DEADPOOL: I was a soldier. Special Forces. I bet 50 years from now, we're bestest buddies. 50 years from now, you're very dead. Your entire generation fucked this planet into a coma. Boom! [IMITATES EXPLOSION] Spoiler alert. [SNICKERS] [SIGHS] Planets. Next time, Uber. Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. DEADPOOL: Well, I got news for you. My heart is in the right place. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love looks like. We're all going to die. Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. I'm a grower, not a shower. God, I wish this were a bus where I could pull the string and get out. It's a good thing Cable's not driving, or you'd be in the back. I am in the back. DEADPOOL: Right here! [BRAKES SCREECHING]
Deadpool 2
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[WADE COUGHS] Well, hello there, new fish. It's nice to see some fresh faces around here. [COUGHS] I've done some light catalog work... but, really, modeling is just a stepping stone to acting. I was talking to him.Oh. Have we met? I can't place your mustache. Black Tom Cassidy. White Wade Wilson. What's your superpower? Cultural appropriation? You're supposed to be the toughest cunt in here. You don't look like much to me. First rule of the yard, fuckface... find the biggest guy and make him your... [GROANS] [INMATES EXCLAIM]
Deadpool 2
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Number one, I'm gonna bend something. Something that was not meant to bend. I'm gonna stop you right there because I'm not gonna make it to two. I won't even make it to one. I don't do well with pain, you know. If I stub my toe, I'm done for the day. I cried when they canceled Felicity. When I get really scared, I get nervous erections. I have one right now. Don't look. It'll only make it worse. I don't want you to hurt me, and I'll tell you anything you wanna know. Except for where they are. Russell's in a convoy heading southbound on Gerry Duggan Parkway. The monster's with them. I wouldn't fuck with him. DEADPOOL: You all know the plan. Intercept the convoy, grab the boy. But not inappropriately! WEASEL: You know what, I wouldn't fuck with Deadpool either. Because he's built a team. He's unstoppable. He has an ass pen. He'll stab you with it. Watch out for this guy, Cable! He's very short, 5'11". Not like in the comics. And if we succeed, we all go home early. WEASEL: So if you go after them, Cable, I warn you... there's a wind advisory in effect.
Deadpool 2