Skee-Ball token. Our first date. Yup. That's genuine, high-grade lead.
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[SIGHS]
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My pile of shit father took off and bailed. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. Hey. Look at me. You are not your father. Besides... I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.
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♪ Papa... ♪ ♪ Can you hear me? ♪ ♪ Papa, can you see me? ♪ Does this song sound familiar to you?
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[CHUCKLES] So weird. [LAUGHS] Family was always an F-word to me.
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Baldilocks? Jared Kushner?
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[GROANS] Oh, God, that hurt. Suck it, Mel Gibson.
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What is it? What's wrong?
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Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that. I just have a few final words. [EXHALES]
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But here's the thing, isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father... and then have consensual sex with their sister? I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. Baby, that's Empire. The point is, kids... they give us a chance to be better than we are.
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[VANESSA MOANS] I'm gonna shower and get out of this suit. Don't you want your surprise? Do I look like a patient burn victim?
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I have a mission now. The first thing I wanna do when I get out of here... burn the headmaster alive... and then take a selfie with his smoldering corpse. Aw. That's, like, my favorite part of the Bible.
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I'll keep it forever. [CHUCKLES] Thank you, baby.
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I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend. Jelly. Turns out Domino's a bit of a badass, and maybe, possibly mildly lucky. But Cable? Ugh. That guy's in a mood. [CHUCKLES] A mood that is about to get significantly worse.
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Black Evan, I don't know. All I remember is he was African-American.
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Who?
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REPORTER: ...several police cars were destroyed and the X-Men were called in to restore order.
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Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree... and I had to, uh... Uh-uh. You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too. No.You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space... where it can't not hurt us ever again. Try again. Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off... but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm? Kiss me like you miss me, Red. Well, come here.
