MAN: Whoa! Took his ass out! WEASEL: All right, move. Move, move, move. Buck, go rest.
Deadpool
16.2s
Why do you make me make that? Kelly, Kelly, Kelly... Take that over to Buck please, and tell him it's from Boothe. Little foreplay. Remind me what good will come of this? I don't take the shits. I just disturb them. BUCK: Boothe! Oh! Easy, man. Hold up! Hold up! What you want? (GRUNTS) (ALL EXCLAIMING)
Deadpool
12.3s
So what was Special Forces doing in Jacksonville, anyway? That's classified. (WHISPERS) They have a wonderful TGl Fridays. All right, Kahlua, Baileys and... whipped cream. I give you a Blow Job.
Deadpool
2.4s
Cheers. To your health. WEASEL: Fuck you.
Deadpool
1.2s
Boo!
Deadpool
1.2s
(WHIMPERING)
Deadpool
1.7s
Mmm... Meghan?
Deadpool
1.5s
Hey, wait!
Deadpool
4s
You're my hero. No-no-no-no. That I ain't!
Deadpool
1.4s
Francis...
Deadpool
1.6s
You've heard the last of Jeremy. He's sorry.
Deadpool
2.3s
Soft spot, remember? (WHIMPERS)
Deadpool
1.6s
That came out wrong.
Deadpool
1.4s
Or did it?
Deadpool
9.7s
Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies... except we knock out the teeth and take the cash. You'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card. Buck! Liefeld...
Deadpool
6s
You even look in her general direction again... and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too.
Deadpool
8.2s
WADE: Nope. Never will be. Oh. Fuck you, Wade. I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys.
Deadpool
4.8s
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) (WOMAN LAUGHING)