Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.
Deadpool
2s
Go get her, tiger.
Deadpool
1.8s
Look away, child.
Deadpool
1.6s
(GUNS FIRING)
Deadpool
1.4s
(GRUNTING)
Deadpool
1.5s
Look away!
Deadpool
12.3s
So what was Special Forces doing in Jacksonville, anyway? That's classified. (WHISPERS) They have a wonderful TGl Fridays. All right, Kahlua, Baileys and... whipped cream. I give you a Blow Job.
Deadpool
11.7s
Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102. And then dying. Like the city of Detroit. I'm sorry. I just... I wanted to win money. I never win anything. Whatever. Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!
Deadpool
4.8s
MAN: Whoa! Took his ass out! WEASEL: All right, move. Move, move, move. Buck, go rest.
Deadpool
3s
You bet on me to die. Wow! Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend.
Deadpool
3.9s
Yeah, he's still breathing. (ALL EXCLAIMING)
Deadpool
3.1s
BUCK: Stay the fuck down. (GROANS)
Deadpool
5.2s
BOOTHE: Come here, you fat fuck! That's a new stool. (ALL CLAMORING)