So, Nick, we got another offer. Just came in this morning. Excellent. What's it about? It's about a million bucks. What is it? A birthday party, fink? What are you even talking about? You go, and I don't know, tell some stories, make 'em laugh. Make 'em laugh? Like... Like a circus clown? A trained seal?
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Casey, sweetie, you take your daddy's present now.
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No? Look, you're just... You're at a tricky stage right now with her, okay? And if you don't learn to connect, it's gonna stay broken for... What the fuck are you smiling at? Huh? Why are you smiling? I'm not. You are. Okay. Olivia, I'm up for a very exciting movie. And I think it's gonna happen. Oh, my god. Look, will you do me a favor? Yes. Turn up for her birthday party. Of course. Of course. Gosh! Hey, fink, let's meet up. I have some questions. I don't know. I just really want this. I mean, this is the role of a lifetime, and as my agent... Nick, I've got a good feeling, okay? Okay. Now, come on. I know how tense you get. This is going to help you relax. Fuck! Oh, my! Fuck, I love this so much.
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Nick, I got a call from your business manager, Kenny. You've been living at the sunset tower for over a year. And so? They love having me there. You owe them $600,000. They sent the bills to Kenny.
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Thank you, mom.
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I'm not sure I understand. Look, if Javi wants me to suck his dick, or fuck his wife, or watch me watch him fuck his wife, that's a no-go. You understand? It's no bueno. I think so. Okay, and if Javi... I am Javi.
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Nice place. Maybe I ought to get into the olive business. Mr. Cage, I... yeah, excuse me. Real quick. The guy that owns this house, what's his name? Javi. Yeah, Javi. Is Javi going to want me to, uh, you know...
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I got a picture of you, too.
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Yeah, fink, can you hold on? Excuse me, it's Los Angeles calling. I need to take this. Just two minutes. Of course. Can you hold one second? I'm getting on a boat. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, what do we know about this guy anyway? Is he a Spanish Dr. No? Is he into something strange? Allan did some research. Hold on. Allan, what does this guy do? He owns olive groves apparently. Also, he wrote this screenplay, and he wants Nick to star in it. Throw that in the fucking trash. Nick, you're fine. It's not like he's gonna want you to suck his dick or fuck his wife, or watch you watch him fuck his wife. I wouldn't think so. Relax. Have fun and give me a call when it's done. You can tell me all about it.
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Then, I'm back. And, by the way, not that I went anywhere. Not that you went anywhere. You never shit on yourself. Come on! Never shit on yourself.
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I'll take care of it. Kenny says you still have substantial debts. And now, the divorce, and your spending habits and, and, and... Okay, I'm gonna deal with all that, fink. You know I will. But I'm gonna get this next role and when I do, all of that changes.
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Fink, hold on a second. Let me get somewhere quiet.
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Happy birthday, addy! All right, everybody! Gather round the piano. It's showtime, folks. - What's he doing? - What? Nick? Nick? Uh, step away from the piano, Nick.