There'd better not be eels in here. Try not to disturb the eels. Oh, what the hell is that?
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(TV 'And coming up... later this morning, it's this guy... ' There's no beginning, there'll be no end... Cos on Christmas... '. He bad grandad of rock'n'roll, 'here at 10:30. Do not switch off. ' Banoffee pie? No, thanks. Thank God. You would've broken my heart... if you'd said yes. Right, well, lucky you. Can I come in? Er, yeah, well, I'm a bit busy... I was just passing and I thought... we might check that video thing out. I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie... or maybe Munchies? Actually, I was serious - I don't know... where it is. I'll have a look tonight. Mark, can I say something? Yeah. I know you're Peter's best friend... and I know you've never particularly warmed to me. Look, don't, don't argue. We've never got friendly. But I wanted to say, I hope that can change. I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and... It would be great if we could be friends. Absolutely. Absolutely. Great. Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though. I had a real search when you first called... and couldn't find it so... This one says... 'Peter and Juliet's Wedding'. Do you think we might be on the right track? Er, yeah, well... Wow. That-that could be it. Do you mind if I...? - I've probably taped over it. Almost everything's episodes of West Wing.
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Prime Minister. - Thank you very much.
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Well, goodbye. Thank you.
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Romance? - Yes. It's, erm...
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What kind of book is it?
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Erm, it was, erm...
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Yeah.
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Mm.
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'All right, open your eyes. ' You know, Sammy, I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary... but general wisdom is that in the end, there isn't just one person for each of us. There was for Kate and Leo. There was for you. And there is for me. She's the one.
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Well, we need Kate... and we need Leo, and we need them now. Come on.
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I'm sure she's a lovely girl... but I wonder if you could, erm... redistribute her? It's done.
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Don't ask me why, and don't read stuff into this, it's just a weird personality thing. But, erm, you know Natalie who works here? The chubby girl? Ooh, would we call her chubby? I think there's a pretty sizeable arse there, yes, sir. Huge thighs. Yeah. Well, whatever, erm...
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Ah... Need you to do a favour for me. Of course. Anything for the hero of the hour.
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Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.
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I will miss you. And your very slow typing... and your very bad driving.
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'Hold on. Hold on. 'Keep your eyes closed. 'Do you trust me? ' - 'I trust you. ' Do you trust me? - I trust you. Fool. - Get off, you big bully.
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I got some terrible news today. Let's have it. Joanna's going back to America. Your girl's American? Yes, she's American. And she's not my girl. And she's going back to America. That's the end of my life as I know it. That is bad news.
