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1m1s
That's what happens when you do a mercy invite. I believed you wanted to invite everyone. Dad, I can't invite everyone in my art class except for one person without social networking evidence inflicting more pain on that person than was intended. And I'm not a monster. I'm proud of you. I think. She gets detention a lot and she yells at teachers sometimes. There was that rumor that went around that she just kept running away from home. Um, maybe she can Uber. I seriously believe that we can go home now. Um, did I mistakenly convey this was a democracy? We are not going till she gets picked up. Uh, the car broke down. I'm just gonna take the bus. You're not taking a bus. I'll drive you home. Claire has almost saved her half of the money she needs for a car. Isn't that right? This'll be one of the few times left I can drive you guys around. Huh? Uh, I... You won't be able to hear my dad tell jokes that only he thinks are funny for an entire car ride unless you come. You don't really wanna miss that.
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1m40s
We just cried and screamed and we didn't hurt him because we were afraid to get him upset. God, that's victim shit. Jesus! We should fight him. We should drop a crazy-ass bomb on him. I saw him carry one of you and lay you on the bed like you weighed nothing. One punch from him would knock one of us out. I took six months of Kenpo karate class. And you distract the assailant with pain. Everything is so easy for you guys. You do one thing, you can predict the next thing. It's not the way it's gonna be in this situation. We're not getting out of here. You're saying that you're not gonna fight with everything in you? You know the only chance... The only chance we have is if all three of us go crazy on this guy. We have to hurry. We need you, Casey. Claire's smart. Let's listen to her. I'll do it if you're gonna do it, too. We can win. He'll hurt us. No. Shut up. Both of you. You're gonna pick your miserable self up and help us get out of here. Blow me. And your six months of karate at the King of Prussia Mall can blow me, too. No! No, no, you can't do this today! You can't do this right now. Why do you do this? Why do you act like this? Why do you act like you're not one of us?
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25.7s
Females are smarter than the males. But you know that, it's like humans. Females use their nose to stay alive. They make sure they have cover. They always remember they're trying to stay alive. Bucks go off by themselves. Bucks get dumb during mating season. Boys make too much noise. Yes, they do. I'm better than a boy, right?
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