Fuck me. Harry? Y'all got three seconds to tell me the truth. MERLIN: Wait. No. No! Harry! He can't hear you. But I can, so talk. No! Get down, Harry! MERLIN: Harry! Harry! That's two. Harry! Harry! EGGSY: Harry! Three. Stop! Their story checked out. I opened our doomsday scenario locker and that umbrella was in it. Kingsman. It's got our logo on it. I'm really sorry. (laughing) My apologies, boys. I hope there ain't no hard feelings. I was just doin' my job. Welcome to the Statesman, independent intelligence agency. Just like y'all, I reckon. But our founders went into the booze business. Thank the sweet Lord above. This is Ginger Ale. She's our strategy executive. Hello. I'm Agent Tequila. This is the part where you untie us.
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(coughing) MERLIN: It wasn't a revenge mission. Charlie could've just killed you immediately. Not boasting, but I trained him well enough that even he wouldn't mess that up. EGGSY: Merlin, I'm sorry, we're gonna have to do the debrief tomorrow. I've got to get to a dinner tonight... and if I miss it, let's just say Charlie might as well have killed me. Well, if you can't wait for the police to clear the park... there's another way out in the corner.
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(yelling) No, Miss Poppy! (screaming) Good job! (panting) See my salon across the way? Head there for your makeover.
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Ah, Galahad! You're late. We were wondering if you'd had a second encounter with Charlie. I wish. I'm looking forward to finishing him off. All right, gents. Merlin, come in. Galahad and Lancelot, please remain for Merlin's debrief. Everyone else, reconvene at 1900 hours. So... the man who attacked Galahad in the taxi was Charlie Hesketh. Rejected Kingsman applicant turned bad. We last saw him back at Richmond Valentine's HQ. EGGSY: I've caught a fucking spy! (electricity crackling) Like everyone else there... Charlie had a security implant in his neck. A weakness we had no choice but to exploit. Hey, Merlin. Still fucking spectacular, eh? Come on, guys, loosen up. We saved the world.
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(guns click)
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(both grunting)
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We're from Kingsman. We'd like to buy some wine. And use tasting room number three, please. Not one of my predecessors has ever been in this situation before. Thank God. A-ha. Remember this? EGGSY: Yeah, how could I forget? Whatever's in that safe is the answer to all our problems.
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Oh, my days. I hoped he might make you happy.
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Wait. Eggsy, I think he could be working for the other side. What the fuck is wrong with you? You're having a brain fart! Look! Does that look like he's working with them? Harry, are you seeing butterflies again? I know what I'm seeing.
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(spits) That's 1963 Statesman Reserve. You just made it personal.
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Hi, there.
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Thank you.
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MERLIN: ♪ Almost heaven ♪ (guns cocking) ♪ West Virginia ♪ ♪ Blue Ridge Mountains ♪ ♪ Shenandoah River ♪
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Babe, if you can hear me, I want you to know that I love you. And if we get through this, and you'll have me back... I wanna be with you. No matter what. I promise I won't let you down. It's all gonna be all right. My favorite singer. I don't bloody know. How would I know that? It's John Denver. Merlin! Have you got eyes on that location yet? Soon. The reconnaissance drone's about an hour away. Which gives us time to sort out... Bollocks, we haven't time for anything. I'm leaving now. With or without you.
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(panting)
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(horn blaring)
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NEWS ANCHOR 2: In his latest statement... the president promised he was doing everything in his power... to speed up negotiations and save lives. But fears are growing that for many, it may soon be too late. Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims. God help us all.