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1m8s
Fucking hell, Merlin. Shit. MAN: You know, my mama... she always told me... us southerners get our good manners from the British. I was thinkin', ain't that a pity. Y'all didn't keep nothing for yourselves. Y'all ain't never heard of knocking before you enter? Well, actually we had an invitation. Didn't we? Yeah. Oh, did you now? Yeah. It came in the shape of a bottle. We're from the Kingsman tailor shop in London. Maybe you've heard of us? Oh, the Kingsman. Yeah. Huh. That's where y'all got them fine suits and them fancy spectacles y'all got on? Exactly. That's right. Y'all look damn sharp. Let me see if I got it right, here. You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor... to hack through an advanced biometric security system... with nothing but a little bitty old watch on? I can promise you... that dog don't hunt. So why don't you go on and get down on your knees... and tell me who you really work for.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
53.7s
Fuck me. Harry? Y'all got three seconds to tell me the truth. MERLIN: Wait. No. No! Harry! He can't hear you. But I can, so talk. No! Get down, Harry! MERLIN: Harry! Harry! That's two. Harry! Harry! EGGSY: Harry! Three. Stop! Their story checked out. I opened our doomsday scenario locker and that umbrella was in it. Kingsman. It's got our logo on it. I'm really sorry. (laughing) My apologies, boys. I hope there ain't no hard feelings. I was just doin' my job. Welcome to the Statesman, independent intelligence agency. Just like y'all, I reckon. But our founders went into the booze business. Thank the sweet Lord above. This is Ginger Ale. She's our strategy executive. Hello. I'm Agent Tequila. This is the part where you untie us.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
25s
(coughing) MERLIN: It wasn't a revenge mission. Charlie could've just killed you immediately. Not boasting, but I trained him well enough that even he wouldn't mess that up. EGGSY: Merlin, I'm sorry, we're gonna have to do the debrief tomorrow. I've got to get to a dinner tonight... and if I miss it, let's just say Charlie might as well have killed me. Well, if you can't wait for the police to clear the park... there's another way out in the corner.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
1m2s
Ah, Galahad! You're late. We were wondering if you'd had a second encounter with Charlie. I wish. I'm looking forward to finishing him off. All right, gents. Merlin, come in. Galahad and Lancelot, please remain for Merlin's debrief. Everyone else, reconvene at 1900 hours. So... the man who attacked Galahad in the taxi was Charlie Hesketh. Rejected Kingsman applicant turned bad. We last saw him back at Richmond Valentine's HQ. EGGSY: I've caught a fucking spy! (electricity crackling) Like everyone else there... Charlie had a security implant in his neck. A weakness we had no choice but to exploit. Hey, Merlin. Still fucking spectacular, eh? Come on, guys, loosen up. We saved the world.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
40.3s
We're from Kingsman. We'd like to buy some wine. And use tasting room number three, please. Not one of my predecessors has ever been in this situation before. Thank God. A-ha. Remember this? EGGSY: Yeah, how could I forget? Whatever's in that safe is the answer to all our problems.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
27.3s
Babe, if you can hear me, I want you to know that I love you. And if we get through this, and you'll have me back... I wanna be with you. No matter what. I promise I won't let you down. It's all gonna be all right. My favorite singer. I don't bloody know. How would I know that? It's John Denver. Merlin! Have you got eyes on that location yet? Soon. The reconnaissance drone's about an hour away. Which gives us time to sort out... Bollocks, we haven't time for anything. I'm leaving now. With or without you.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle