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(Princess Tilde laughs) Fuck. Look, Harry, I trust you. I always have. But it's about this situation. We need Statesman's resources. And I need to know that you are fit for work. Babe, why didn't you call me? Are you the banana man? Listen, we're on the verge of finding an antidote. It's gonna be all right. Now, look left for me. There's nothing wrong with my brain. Look right. Can you remember the headline when you uncovered that spy ring in the Pentagon? The football. England beat Germany, 5-1. Thatcher's assassination attempt. Charles and Di's wedding. (chuckles) Hey, Bjorn Borg.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
49.6s
Yeah, that's fine. WHISKEY: I say we both make an approach... whoever gets on best, goes for it. Well, it doesn't have to be a competition, bruv. Why don't we just go up to her... shake her hand, pat her on the back, whatever, you know. Job done. The hand is not a mucous membrane, Eggsy. Neither is the back. They teach you anything at Kingsman? What are you talking about? Our trackers are designed to enter the bloodstream. They circulate harmlessly, providing full audio and GPS. EGGSY: Mucus membrane. That's like up the nose, isn't it? What the fuck am I gonna do? Stick my finger... It's not just inside the nose, is it? No, Eggsy, it ain't. Fuck. All right, I'll take the first crack. Watch and learn, buddy. (scoffs) Good luck.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
42.5s
CHAMP: Hold up. You feeling okay? I'm a little tired, but fine, thanks. Galahad, you ready? CHAMP: Your face... You got... What the fuck? CHAMP: Oh, shit. Head to the sick bay. Have Ginger check you out. (whistles) Hey, give him your glasses. You're in luck, kid. Put 'em on. You get our finest senior agent to join you instead. Right now, he's in our New York office. Galahad, meet Agent Whiskey.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
1m8s
Fucking hell, Merlin. Shit. MAN: You know, my mama... she always told me... us southerners get our good manners from the British. I was thinkin', ain't that a pity. Y'all didn't keep nothing for yourselves. Y'all ain't never heard of knocking before you enter? Well, actually we had an invitation. Didn't we? Yeah. Oh, did you now? Yeah. It came in the shape of a bottle. We're from the Kingsman tailor shop in London. Maybe you've heard of us? Oh, the Kingsman. Yeah. Huh. That's where y'all got them fine suits and them fancy spectacles y'all got on? Exactly. That's right. Y'all look damn sharp. Let me see if I got it right, here. You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor... to hack through an advanced biometric security system... with nothing but a little bitty old watch on? I can promise you... that dog don't hunt. So why don't you go on and get down on your knees... and tell me who you really work for.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle