Ooh! This is lovely! A room full of beautiful women in towels and mud. Hey, everybody, this is Big Momma. - Hi. - Oh, hello. Ooh, don't let me disturb you. Y'all just keep walkin' around naked... and massagin' each other in exotic oils or whatever.
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- Hey, baby. I got worried when you didn't call. How's Phoenix? Oh, Phoenix? The convention. Well, what else did you think I was talking about-Why are you whispering, Malcolm? Oh, no, no. We just, uh... doing a lot of, you know, safety chanting, baby. You know, uh, 'Stop, drop and roll. ' You know. That McGruff is a freak. Dog don't know when to quit. Baby, this is kind of late. Maybe you should get some sleep. Oh, I know. I know, but I just needed to hear your voice. I miss you. Trent and I had dinner tonight, and I must have eaten something too spicy... - because the baby's been kicking like- - Yeah, baby, I love you too. - Bye.
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- What? - Andrew, no!
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- Got it. Oh. Hey, listen, I was wondering. How about a massage?
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So, uh, his name is Stewart Nybo. Computer Crimes Division nailed him hacking into a D.O.D. system... and then they cut him a deal to come work for us.
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- Hello, Bob. Sherri. You-You shouldn't even be back here. - Where is he? - How could I possibly know? Oh, come on, Bob. He's got a locator. Every agent has one implanted in their phone. That is a silly, outrageous- - How did you know that? - Bob... I am eight-and-a-half-months pregnant. My feet are swollen, and my back is killing me. I have peed 52 times today, and you don't even wanna know what's going on with my nipples. - Can I at least guess? - Bob, if you don't tell me where he is... - right now- - Okay.
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Oh. Looks like somebody got a note on the red peg. Ooh, notes on red pegs are really important. You kiddin? This peg stuff is for real? She wants me to do all this? It is your job, Sheriff. Girl, you got a mean streak in you... and God don't like ugly. Now get in the car and take your sister with you.
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Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Oh. All righty. Yes, indeedy. Right. Like that there.
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Mr. Nybo, were pretty anxious to get started. - Well brief you on the- - Stewart!
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- Uh, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. - Yeah, right. The mistake was thinking that two morons like you can do the job in the first place. I'll be waiting in the car. And if you get lost on the way... its the big metal thing with four wheels.
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Ooh, ooh. Comin through. 'Scuse me. Comin through. Ooh. I cleaned up in there as much as possible. Ooh. Mr. Fuller. Andrew and I thought wed come down and pay you a little visit. Ain't that right, Andrew?
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And keep a lookout. You never know when Big Momma might be back. # spellcheck: lyliakar #
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Victoria's Secret models. They shoot the catalog in a studio right down the street. They'll usually parade around naked. If you think about it too much, it can get a little depressing. Some people just ruin it for everybody.
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Big Momma, the girls and I want to go over the dance again. Ooh, give me a second, all right? Big Momma got to catch her breath. - Okay. Oh, hey, when were done with this... I have the perfect place to take you. A spa! Look at this!
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Eh. I'll never get them to open up in the house. Too many distractions. Okay. Okay. Well, then, you get em out of the house. You get them off their game... and then you take them to a place where Big Momma would be in control.
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It's so hard to say good-bye. - Who is that at the door this early? Mom, don't you remember? Allison and Emily's mom had to go to work. Oh, my gosh. Are all those girls coming here today?
