- I think we should show em the sprinkler. - Let's swing. - I think we should show em the sprinkler. - Let's swing. - All right, from the top. Ready? Five, six - Hey, you've reached Malcolm, Sherri and Trent. We cant take your call, but leave a message, and we'll get back with you. - Hey, Sherri. It's me, baby. You know, just thinkin about you- Wanna give you a call from, uh - from Phoenix. - Ow! Okay, loser. Wait - Carrie! I gotta go, baby. - Oh.
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- Oh, hey, Big Momma. I'm just gonna check the mail. That package you ordered has just been sent back. What? Oh, no. You've gotta be kidding me. Molly, boys that age only want one thing... and it ain't meaningful conversation. I don't have to listen to you. Don't get snatched up. Now get upstairs and finish your homework. I got Mace.
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You - You know, those girls got no room to talk. - That ain't dancin'.. - And chass�. And pump. And- That's getting Tasered by the police. Big Momma, I don't care about that. I just - I wanna be good, you know? If I was good, then my dad would come watch me... cause then it wouldn't be nonsense and a waste of his time. Child, you could dance like all those skinny girls on MTV. That wouldn't make your daddy stay home. Now, he loves you. He just has a helluva fine way of showin' it.
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Molly, he's after you. - Chad, I need you to run and get some help. - All right. Molly, I gotta get you out of here as fast as possible. Come on, Molly. Excuse me. Comin through.
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Um, well, I'm just packing because, uh- Guess what? - Huh? Um, There's this - this convention. A safety convention. Seasoned professionals sharing ideas. You know, a think tank. A think tank? Really? Well, who's going? - Uh, McGruff the Crime Dog... - Uh-huh. uh, Smokey the Bear gonna be there. - Wow. - Baby, all the heavy hitters. Now that I think about it, like, they all comin out. So McGruff the Crime Dog and Goldie the Safety Eagle? Honey, this is great! Well, its not like we sharing a room or anything like that. - I don't get down like that. - No, baby, I didn't mean it like that. I just - I meant that I'm really proud of you. And I know you're working really hard to make this new job work. And I know that you're doing it for me... - and for Trent and for the baby. And for all the babies to come. Malcolm, I love you. - All the babies to come? - Yeah. Mm- hmm. - You wanna give me a number? - Mm-hmm.
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I don't want to be here. Really? But you look so comfortable. Yeah, well, this is who I am, okay? So just get used to it. Ooh. Well, it might be. It might be exactly who you are. Or maybe its just something you're tryin' to be... to impress some boy you got no business tryin to impress. Yeah, well, Chad loves me just like this, so whatever. Child, you're only 15 years old. Truth be told, you cant spell love.
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Thank you, Mrs. Fuller. - I had a good time, except for those hot rocks. Now, Big Momma got some errands to run. I'll be back. Oh, gosh, Big Momma. I've gotta go to the office, and the carpet cleaners are coming. I was hoping you could get the kids out of the house for a few hours. But I got things I got- Who wants to go to the beach?
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Andrew, no! Well, that's one way to get your roughage.
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Stand up. Let me show you somethin.
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I don't understand. What's happening? What did I do? Look, I'll explain everything to you later. But for right now, watch out. I'm rollin'! - No! Ugh! - I cant feel my legs. - Oh, sorry. Oh! - Oh, no! Oh!
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Now, you can do this little cheerleading dance thing. I know you can. But you need to do it for yourself, not anybody else.
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- Ooh. - Big Momma?
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- Well, thanks for the ride. - Yeah.
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Look, I-I can explain. Ms. Pierce, I am so sorry for the inconvenience. Can I get you anything?
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Agent location, West Hills Mall. - Agent location, West Hills Mall. - Thanks, Bob. - What's, um-What's a good place to go surfing around here? - Oh, Huntington Beach. - Really? - Beautiful. - It's so gorgeous. Hey. I'm sorry. I gotta go.
Okay, we gotta work this out. I need a volunteer. Mrs. Fuller. - Yes? - You can be my volunteer. Oh, gosh, Big Momma, there are - there are things that I'm doing today. Well, this'll only take a second. Little ladies, where do you think real dancing begins? Your heart? Well, good answer. But you don't dance with your heart. You dance with your butt! Now, lets try this again. What do we want, Mrs. Fuller? Uh, more butt? That's right. Try it with me. Sway with your butt. Groove with the butt. Now, become one with the butt. Don't be afraid to touch it and become one with it! Yes! All right! Whoo! Got butt movement all back there. I like that. All right. There you go, little ladies. Now, lets put some music on, all right?