- Watch Big Momma. See? Rock with it, baby. Rock with it. Just feel it. All try? All right. Ready, now. To the right. You gotta go right, baby. There you go. No, no, not your leg. Bring your hip. Bring your hip and then you dip. Hip, dip. Hip, dip. There you go, Carrie! That's it, Carrie! There go - Now rock with it. Rock with it, Carrie. Rock with it. Now dip, baby. Whoo! Dip, dip, dip, baby. - Whoo - hoo! There you go, Carrie. - There you go, Carrie. Ooh. - Okay, guys. Um, girls, keep working. You look great. Well be right back. Keep going. - Ooh. Ooh. - Um, excuse me?
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Why don't you take him down and get his feet wet, all right? Shoo, go play. Have a good time. Enjoy the beach. Get sand all in between your toes. Everything. I don't care. Ooh! Let me cop a squat here. Ooh! Ooh! I feel sexy.
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Yeah, I'll be right down. What? Tom, no. Your son just spoke his first words. - Tell your boss you cant come in. - I don't have a choice. Well, fine. Were gonna stay here and keep playing though. - Suit yourself. - Malcolm, we still don't have the password. You've gotta get it, and you gotta get it now. Mr. Fuller, wait. Can you carry me to prayer meetin'? It's at that church right by your office. Church by my office? Are you sure? I think I know my own church! No, no, no. Hey, we gotta follow in the van. - What are we gonna do about all these dogs? - Well bring 'em back in an hour. Just tie em down or something, and let's go. - Oh, God. - Oh! Ew! Who was that? Was that? Mona? Mona, was that you?
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- Big Momma. Big Momma. Ohhh, he said 'Big Momma. ' His first words, and he said 'Big Momma. ' Hey, the kid talked! Excellent! - I am so proud of you. - Stake out. - What did you say? - Stake out. - What? - Investigate. - This is really not good. - Turner. Oh, my God. This is not good. - F.B.- - Oh! We don't want him to use up all his words on the first day. Wait, Big Momma. I wanna hear what he has to say. What did you say?
Big Momma's House 2
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Eighteenth floor. Ooh, thank you. Ooh, all these guards and locked doors. This must be what its like to get in one of Oprah's private parties. Yeah. You know what, Ms. Pierce? Um, I'm afraid Mr. Fuller has a meeting in the conference room... and I'm not allowed to disturb him. - Okay, well, I'll just wait in- - Yeah.
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Ooh. We got a gusher. Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pigs feet. You're going to change his diaper right here? Ah, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up. Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.
Big Momma's House 2
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Who the hell is that? Hey, uh, Constance, give me a close-up. Ooh, hi. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce. But you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma. Miss... Big Momma? Um, I'm not sure how you found out about this job opening, but unfortunately- - Well, has the position been filled? - Uh, no. Now, that's good equal opportunity. You should know I got Al Sharpton on speed dial. Mm- hmm. Need me to call? Wanna make a call? Hmm? - Want a rally? - Mm-mmm. First, we have Petra. - She studied art in Paris. - Oh. Bonjour. - Hmm. - She speaks four languages, and recently worked... for one of Orange County's most respected families. Unfortunately, they divorced. Oh, child, that divorce wasn't your fault. So what if men like to look at you in your birthday suit? Excuse me? Well, the only way you get a tan like that is by layin' out butt naked. Butterball naked. Hmm? Mrs. Fuller, I can assure you- No, its all right that you wanna be a nudist. Do your nudie thing. All right? It's okay. I'm sure Mrs. Fuller is not intimidated... by a pair of perky Ds. Hmm, Ds. Hmm? Hmm? Oh. Where you goin? Did I say somethin'? Ooh. You don't need nobody like that around your husband anyway. Okay. Um, our next candidate is Isabella. Isabella spent the last few years in the Peace Corps. Wow. That explains it. You-You chasing the dragon? - What? - You firing the 'aack- ack' gun? Child smoking the cheeba? I got two words: roach clip. So you don't burn your fingers. - Can you see that? - I should- I should probably really go.
Big Momma's House 2
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What the hell you doing sneaking around in bushes? You cant take- Chad? 19? This girl up in here is 15. Boy, you must be stuck on stupid. This stops today.
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He doesn't even know any- - F.B.I., Los Angeles. Tassie? - Sherri? - Hey, girl. How you feeling? - Oh, large. Then I bet it feels good havin' Malcolm home takin' care of you. Putting in for two weeks off to wait on you hand and foot? I hope you know what kind of man you got there. I'm starting to get the picture.
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Oh, Big Momma, I am so glad you came by. I mean, can you imagine if I had hired one of those other ladies? Oh, Big Momma, are you okay? Oh. Oh, what a lovely stool. And so comfortable. Well, let me tell you a little bit about the Fullers. I own my own marketing business... and my husband, Tom, is in software.
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2.1s
Bastard!
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2.1s
Big Momma? Big Momma, you okay?
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Call the F.B.I. Ask for a woman by the name of Morales, okay? And stay on the line so they can trace the call. Go.
Big Momma's House 2
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Now, we've I.D.'d the 10 most likely buyers... and we have em under full surveillance. into Fullers house as a nanny. and well give 'em all the bodies they need. - Now lets get to work. - A nanny?
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Oh, tell me this is not happening. - Should we discuss compensation?
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Okay. I guess I owe you that much. - All right. - Good job, Turner. Thank you.
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Oh! No! - Oh!
Big Momma's House 2
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This'll help you get over the wood chipper. All right? Here's a little sippy-sip for you. - Yeah. Id have a drink with you... but I gotta go to work.