Say, you know what I do when I have an upset stomach? I jog. Yes! Come on! It's good when you got the runs. Come on, me and you around the block. Listen, either I can go around you, or I can go through you. Whichever you decide. Fine.
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Sherry, the make-up... You know, the whole... And the protrudeness...
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Go inside, sweetie. OK?
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How's he doin'?
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- Got it. - You know what, man? Erskine and Stoner probably caught that girl Sherry two days ago. They just wanted us to sit here pickin' ticks off our asses. Nobody's tried to kill you for days. The stress must be overwhelming. I'm just here to catch a bad guy. If it goes down hard, so be it. If we could get in to plant the surveillance equipment, we wouldn't be stuck here. Hey, what do we have here?
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Reverend, I've come to testify.
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She's pretty smart. Keeps a low profile, works two shit jobs. Now it looks like she's in the wind. So we find her, we find Lester, we find the money. - What about this stepbrother in Oakland? - You and Gallagher take it. - Get some warrants. Set up a surveillance. - Great. Malcolm and I can stay here and hit the phones. No, no, I've got something special planned for you two. Sherry's got a long-lost grandmother in Cartersville, Georgia. And who knows, Malcolm? Maybe you'll find an Armani outlet - by the Piggly Wiggly.
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- My name's John. - John what?
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Somethin' like that. Sherry, you know that old boyfriend you had, who got in trouble?
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Is that morphine in there? God, it beats the hell out of aspirin.
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That's it. A little sugar on it. If you want a second helping, let me know. - Cos I got two knees! - No, I'm good. God bless ya. - Cos I got to go. - Yeah. Thanks for the corn bread. Jesus, let me just make it to the bathroom before I lose my bowels all over myself. Jesus.
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- Well, how-dee, ladies. - Hello, neighbor.
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Will I make it?
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- Patterson! Isn't that a weird coincidence? - Yes, it is. Maybe we're all related.
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- There's Big Momma. - What a classic scene. Genteel old lady, pruning her roses.
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Big Momma, here!
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Let's see. Well, I asked him. I said "Lord, should I talk about the evils of drugs?"
