You just put me on the spot today, Reverend. I really wasn't expectin' this, Reverend. Well, let's see. - You know what to say. - Come on with it.
Big Momma's House
12.5s
You know, the Lord got me to thinking the other day that maybe it's time that I stopped preaching and started listening!
Big Momma's House
6.9s
- Here. Let's dry you off. - So what about it, child? You in trouble? Is there something you wanna tell Big Momma?
Big Momma's House
9.9s
I see you're a man of great taste. Need anything else? Laptop? Cameras? AK-47? Stereos? Rolex?
Big Momma's House
5.6s
You went to all this trouble to try to catch me in a lie and you were the one being dishonest.
Big Momma's House
4.9s
I've come here today to ask for understanding.
Big Momma's House
3.8s
Oh, my word! Yes.
Big Momma's House
18.2s
What the hell are you doing, Nolan? Y'all sure went through a lotta trouble for Big Momma. You know, that's rare these days. So much else to do that you forget about people. - Big Momma is here. - What you talking about? - She's back. The real Big Momma is back. - Damn!
Big Momma's House
17.3s
- How you doin', Sherry? - Here to empty out the septic tank? You got jokes. No. Actually, I was in the neighborhood, so I was just stopping by. Malcolm, you ever gone fishing? Oh, yeah. I fish in the neighborhood all the time. Yeah, I know a thing or two.
Big Momma's House
8.9s
See, Sherry, I like to make sure that my food is properly lubricated. It goes down easier that way.
Big Momma's House
7.3s
- In my house, in my bed... - Malcolm, I've been lookin' all over for you. - You'll never believe who's here. - Who's here?
Big Momma's House
5.2s
You know? You wanna give me those, or have you grown too attached to 'em?
Big Momma's House
2.8s
Most people aren't who they say they are.
Big Momma's House
2.2s
Are you ready to testify?
Big Momma's House
2.2s
Big Momma?
Big Momma's House
32.6s
Sherry? Where are you off to? I'm dropping Trent off to play basketball. And then... I'm just gonna go into town for a little bit. OK. Well, good. I'll go with you. I need to do some shopping anyway. - No! - Trent, move over. This ass here could do some serious damage. Sherry, I'm not on your gearshift, am l? - No, Big Momma. You're all right. - All right. Get your seat belt on. Here we go on our way to the store.
Big Momma's House
10.6s
Big Momma? Are you OK? - Where's that pot? - I'm gonna go and start setting the table. Yeah, you do that, Sherry. Where's that pot?
Big Momma's House
12s
- Saints, we can learn a lot from this lady. - Yes, we can. For she has been to sorrow's kitchen and licked the pot clean.