No, we cant. I came home tonight, and you were nowhere to be found. The kids had not done their homework. I looked around. There were dirty dishes everywhere. And then I found this.
Big Momma's House 2
32s
So get this. He's not really 19. - Hmm? - Chad. It's a fake I.D. He told me last night. He said he didn't want any more lies between us. Like his earring? Fake. The three months he said he spent in juvie, he was at math camp. I guess people aren't always what - what you think they are. - Yeah, like you. - Me? Yeah. I didn't think you'd turn out to be such a good friend. Oh.
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Excuse me. Could you give me a hand, please, with my bra? I just got my nails done, and I cant- Here. It unhooks in the front right here.
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- Can I help you? - You can dance. - So? - We suck. - Aw, come on. Were not that bad. - Lisa, are you kidding? We are flailing around like a couple of stroke victims. Okay, so maybe we could use a little help with the dancing part... but I've got the stunts covered. I was a gymnast. Look, we really need your help. We've got this competition coming up. You want the girls to go up on stage doing... that? Ooh. Well, as scary as that is, I'm gonna have to pass. - But, Big Momma. - Don't you Big Momma me.
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2.1s
Look at em.
Big Momma's House 2
1m17s
- Stop! Right there! Hold it right there! Freeze! F.B.I.! All right, Anthony Bishop... I got a warrant for your arrest. F.B.I.? What's with the, you know? You're the one bein' chased. You don't get to ask questions. Now, get off the railing. You don't know these guys. I roll over on them, they'll kill me. - Don't worry. I can help you. - No, you can't! Yes, I can. Now, don't make me come up- Listen, we did a full search - Bishops hotel room, everything. There was no disk. Damn. We assume Bishop already delivered his disk... which means the programs have merged, and the worm is operational, ready for delivery. - We gotta get into Fullers office computer. - I got in once. I'll do it again. The problem is, even if we did that, were talking multiple levels of encryption. - We cant hack that. - Way ahead of you. I'm bringin' in an outside consultant. He can give you the password. You can use that to break into the system. My office will give you an address. Oh, this here is a good read. It got a chapter in here that will blow your mind.
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20.3s
Wow. The muffins are fat-free, the eggs are free-range... and the bacon is extra crispy. - This is fantastic. - Yeah, it looks like something out of a magazine. I just couldn't leave y'all with a bad taste in your mouth about Big Momma. But if there's nothin' else...
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I guess- I guess I'll be movin' on.
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Oh, no. I'm goin' down.
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Were supposed to be dog groomers, you idiot. Yes. Yes. She's in excellent hands, sir. You have a great day. Bye-bye now. Um... okay, okay.
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Come here. Okay, clip the nails. Flush the ears. Bye- bye.
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Carrie?
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3.1s
Damn right it wont happen again!
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Mom'll never believe this.
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10.9s
Big Momma, you don't wanna cook, you don't wanna clean... and you obviously don't respect what I'm trying to do with my children. You mean keep em so busy that they don't realize that you and your husband are never around?
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1m1s
Hi there. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma. You wanna say hello, Andrew? This here is Tom Fullers boy. Fine. This is a secure facility, and I- - Um- Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Ooh. Uh- Please, you don't know me like that. You better ask somebody. Let me set the baby down. I don't wanna get him upset. - Hold on. - I'm, uh, gonna have to wand you. Wand me? Well, wand on. - Find what you're lookin' for? It-That-That's under wire. Yeah. Keepin' these fun bags off the floor is a full-time job. - You wanna see? I'll show you, yeah. - No, ma'am. - It's all right. You can take a little peeky peek. - No, you can stop. - No, ma'am. You can stop. - But I'm not responsible for the damages. - It might poke your eyes out. - Please, stop it. Don't- Don't unbutton!
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18.9s
You know, Big Momma, I was hoping that we could mend our fences. I just wanted to say that I'm very sorry. I was wrong. And I was hoping you would please consider staying here. Well, of course I will. Yes. Sure enough. Id love that.
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30.8s
Here we are. Ooh! This is my room? Oh, Big Momma done died and gone to the Ritz - Carlton. Oh, I am so glad you like it. Okay, well, why don't you just settle in... - and well get started first thing in the morning? - All right. I'm so happy you're here, Big Momma. And I know Mr. Fuller's gonna like you too. - Oh, he's gonna love me. - Let me know if you need anything. Yes!