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Oh, no. I'm goin' down.

Big Momma's House 2

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Look at em.

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- Yo. - Stewart? Are you kidding? If I were that little nerd, Id kill myself. - That's Stewart. - Are we gonna be gone long? Because if so, I'll need to bring my retainer. Wait a minute. You're Stewart? Duh.

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No, we cant. I came home tonight, and you were nowhere to be found. The kids had not done their homework. I looked around. There were dirty dishes everywhere. And then I found this.

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Excuse me. Could you give me a hand, please, with my bra? I just got my nails done, and I cant- Here. It unhooks in the front right here.

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Since you never really bought into our little project, precautions had to be taken. - What do you mean? - We have your daughter, Molly.

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Whoa. Whoa! Oh! Okay, this explains so much.

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Get rid of that.

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Who the hell is that? Hey, uh, Constance, give me a close-up. Ooh, hi. I'm Hattie Mae Pierce. But you can call me Big Momma. Everybody calls me Big Momma. Miss... Big Momma? Um, I'm not sure how you found out about this job opening, but unfortunately- - Well, has the position been filled? - Uh, no. Now, that's good equal opportunity. You should know I got Al Sharpton on speed dial. Mm- hmm. Need me to call? Wanna make a call? Hmm? - Want a rally? - Mm-mmm. First, we have Petra. - She studied art in Paris. - Oh. Bonjour. - Hmm. - She speaks four languages, and recently worked... for one of Orange County's most respected families. Unfortunately, they divorced. Oh, child, that divorce wasn't your fault. So what if men like to look at you in your birthday suit? Excuse me? Well, the only way you get a tan like that is by layin' out butt naked. Butterball naked. Hmm? Mrs. Fuller, I can assure you- No, its all right that you wanna be a nudist. Do your nudie thing. All right? It's okay. I'm sure Mrs. Fuller is not intimidated... by a pair of perky Ds. Hmm, Ds. Hmm? Hmm? Oh. Where you goin? Did I say somethin'? Ooh. You don't need nobody like that around your husband anyway. Okay. Um, our next candidate is Isabella. Isabella spent the last few years in the Peace Corps. Wow. That explains it. You-You chasing the dragon? - What? - You firing the 'aack- ack' gun? Child smoking the cheeba? I got two words: roach clip. So you don't burn your fingers. - Can you see that? - I should- I should probably really go.

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Ooh. We got a gusher. Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pigs feet. You're going to change his diaper right here? Ah, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up. Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.

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Lets go. Secure the area! - Big Momma? Big Momma? - Go to the left. Up! Up! Stand back. Stand back. I'm going to have to perform... mouth-to-mouth. The hell you are! What, are you crazy?

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What the hell you doing sneaking around in bushes? You cant take- Chad? 19? This girl up in here is 15. Boy, you must be stuck on stupid. This stops today.

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Okay. I guess I owe you that much. - All right. - Good job, Turner. Thank you.

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Big Momma? Big Momma, you okay?

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Carrie?

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Whoo! Yes, indeedy! Just like that. That's puttin' stank on it. That's all that is. Ooh. Ooh. Y'all wrap it up. Wrap it up. Ohh. Oh, Big Momma, these girls are having such a good time. Look at Carrie. She's always so quiet. She can't stop laughing. Well, I always say, laughter is Gods hand on a troubled world.

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Victoria's Secret models. They shoot the catalog in a studio right down the street. They'll usually parade around naked. If you think about it too much, it can get a little depressing. Some people just ruin it for everybody.

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Big Momma, you don't wanna cook, you don't wanna clean... and you obviously don't respect what I'm trying to do with my children. You mean keep em so busy that they don't realize that you and your husband are never around?

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Oh, no. I'm goin' down.

Look at em.

- Yo. - Stewart? Are you kidding? If I were that little nerd, Id kill myself. - That's Stewart. - Are we gonna be gone long? Because if so, I'll need to bring my retainer. Wait a minute. You're Stewart? Duh.

No, we cant. I came home tonight, and you were nowhere to be found. The kids had not done their homework. I looked around. There were dirty dishes everywhere. And then I found this.

Excuse me. Could you give me a hand, please, with my bra? I just got my nails done, and I cant- Here. It unhooks in the front right here.

Since you never really bought into our little project, precautions had to be taken. - What do you mean? - We have your daughter, Molly.

Whoa. Whoa! Oh! Okay, this explains so much.

Get rid of that.

Ooh. We got a gusher. Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pigs feet. You're going to change his diaper right here? Ah, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up. Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.

Lets go. Secure the area! - Big Momma? Big Momma? - Go to the left. Up! Up! Stand back. Stand back. I'm going to have to perform... mouth-to-mouth. The hell you are! What, are you crazy?

What the hell you doing sneaking around in bushes? You cant take- Chad? 19? This girl up in here is 15. Boy, you must be stuck on stupid. This stops today.

Okay. I guess I owe you that much. - All right. - Good job, Turner. Thank you.

Big Momma? Big Momma, you okay?

Carrie?

Victoria's Secret models. They shoot the catalog in a studio right down the street. They'll usually parade around naked. If you think about it too much, it can get a little depressing. Some people just ruin it for everybody.

Big Momma, you don't wanna cook, you don't wanna clean... and you obviously don't respect what I'm trying to do with my children. You mean keep em so busy that they don't realize that you and your husband are never around?