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Damn. How many kids you got? I know. I have to remind myself sometimes that its only three. But its not as bad as it looks, once you get used to the system. Okay, for example, sports are white pegs... music are yellow, um... tutoring is blue, and household chores are red. Well, which peg says its time for me to drink a 40 and watch Dr. Phil? You're funny. Um, my husband, Tom, seems to think that I'm a little too obsessive about this... but, you know, the world is changing. And I want my kids to be able to take advantage of it in every way. - Oh, rats! Oh, I'll handle it. Uh, all I need is a hammer and a mop. - Oh, that's actually our dog, Poncho. He hasn't really been himself lately. We had this other dog named Carla. - She was Ponchos girlfriend. And she was out playing with a ball, and there was this, um, wood chipper. - Wood chipper? - Oh, he saw the whole thing. - He blames himself. It's a tragedy, really. Anyway, lets go meet the children. First, we have Andrew. He's three. Oh, my goodness. I know. He does that all day long. And you would think that he would get hurt, but he never seems to. Boy, you are two kinds of crazy. You cant be throwing yourself around like that. Oh, he doesn't speak, at all. We've taken him to a bunch of specialists. They insist nothing's wrong... that hell talk when he's ready. So until then- Well, I hope he's wearing a cup.
Big Momma's House 2
28.2s
- Look. You're gonna have a baby. You wanted a desk: we gave you one. Now, I know P.R. isn't exactly what you- Did you really set yourself on fire yesterday? Well, actually, it was more of a controlled burn. The flames weren't that big. Uh-huh. Go home. Be with your wife. Get your head on straight. I don't wanna see you anywhere near this. And that's an order. - I find you sniffing around, so- - I heard you.
Big Momma's House 2
49s
- Oh, my God! Big Momma, are you okay? - Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Excuse me. Uh, maybe I'll just stand. So your husbands out on a new project? I can't wait to meet him. Yeah, well. - Uh, do you wanna know about the children? - Well, that depends. - Will they be around a lot? - Well, they live here... so pretty much all the time. Oh. Well... - in that case, Big Momma loves taking care of the kids. - Oh, good. Unless, of course, you think they'd be better off in a nice military academy. - No. That's funny. I will warn you though... their schedules are pretty hectic... so I've come up with something to help you keep it straight.
Big Momma's House 2
23.9s
Oh, Big Momma, I am so glad you came by. I mean, can you imagine if I had hired one of those other ladies? Oh, Big Momma, are you okay? Oh. Oh, what a lovely stool. And so comfortable. Well, let me tell you a little bit about the Fullers. I own my own marketing business... and my husband, Tom, is in software.
Big Momma's House 2