Let's say you walkin' down the street, struttin' your stuff, and somebody scream out to you "Hey, baby!" "Back that thing up and show me what you got." What you gonna do? Well, I'd say... I got a size ten, and I'm about to cram it up his bony ass. What if that don't work? What if he decide he still wanna get a little piece of that?
Big Momma's House
4.1s
Oh, Jesus! I forgot my keys.
Big Momma's House
5.8s
I done seen a lot of scary shit in my day, but damn - that was a lotta ass.
Big Momma's House
4.1s
Is that morphine in there? God, it beats the hell out of aspirin.
Big Momma's House
13s
Lord knows I've sinned. I've lusted in my heart. In my living room. In the hot tub at the Red Roof Inn. Oh, and in the back of an EI Camino!
Big Momma's House
22.5s
Listen, I was taking a little vacation and I was headed in your direction, and I thought maybe I'd stop in and check on you since I haven't seen you in a while. But it looks like you're not home, so I'll see you on the next trip. No! - We lost her. - No! Look... And, Big Momma, I just want you to know...
Big Momma's House
2.2s
Surprised, huh?
Big Momma's House
3.7s
- I found the money, Sherry. - What money?
Big Momma's House
3.1s
- Hit me, you fat piece of junk? - Lester, no!
Big Momma's House
2.2s
All right, well, get it together.
Big Momma's House
2.6s
- That's funny? - No, I mean...
Big Momma's House
5.1s
OK, maybe she got to me. But believe me, this will not affect my work on this case.
Big Momma's House
2.5s
Keep trying, sweetie.
Big Momma's House
34.6s
Who is this woman? Well, if anyone is beyond reproach, its Constance. Hello, Constance. It's awfully nice to meet you. Now, I assume you are completely 'aack-ack' free? Oh, yes, ma'am. Of course. She has impeccable references. She even studied child psychology. Ooh, that's impressive. Ooh. Well, children are my passion. - Oh. Oh, really? Well, would you say... that you're a follower of Bouch�? Or do you side more with Kreiter's theory?
Big Momma's House 2
33.3s
Because were coming up on our deadline, and I need to know your status. - Ooh, look. There's your daddy. - I need to know if you're ready. Look, I wouldn't have flown out here if I wasn't ready. Now where's my money? Don't worry about the money. Where do we meet? That's right. Give me somethin'.. Tonight, 7:00, West Hills Mall. - Where? - The surf shop, dude. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. - Someone in the building is logged on to our conference. - You gotta be kidding me! You guys are amateurs, dude. I'm outta here. - What happened? - Someone was watching. Wed better find out who that someone is.
Big Momma's House 2
21.3s
Look, Big Momma even made Poncho happy! Lord, that dogs higher than a Georgia pine. I gotta run. Great spread, Big Momma. Oh, Mr. Fuller. Oh, bye. I'll see you around. You're a good man, Mr. Fuller. You're a good man! - Thank you. Thanks, Big Momma. Thank you. Thanks. - Bye.
Big Momma's House 2
8.4s
Oh, my God. I knew that thong would come in handy.