Damn! That's a baby. Will you shut up, please? Big Momma can handle this. Get outta here! Big Momma's here, darlin'. Don't worry. OK, now. Nolan, get your chunky ass in gear and find me some hot water. Lena, I need towels. Lots of towels. - Towels. - Now somebody get me some lard. Preferably Crisco. We got a baby about to slide into the world.
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- Hattie! I've been lookin' for you. - Well, good. Keep lookin'. Big Momma, stay and talk to your friend. I'll talk to you later. OK? - Wait! - I'll be right back. Hattie, I need to do this before I lose my nerve. You run along or that ain't all you gonna lose. Listen. Hattie, listen to me.
Big Momma's House
15.7s
Big Momma, who was it? Oh, that's just a Bible salesman. - Sherry, let's go back and finish supper. - You can run, but you can't hide. Oh, I'm sorry. Ben Rawley's the name. - Pleased to meet you. - Sherry.
Big Momma's House
4.7s
Sorry about that. I didn't think it made much sense to defend myself delicately.
Big Momma's House
2.4s
That was a little fast. Let me do it again.
Big Momma's House
2.2s
Happy birthday.
Big Momma's House
2.2s
Big Momma, here!
Big Momma's House
12.2s
Is that it? That's the big mistake you made, Sherry? Big Momma, I should have said something. I know what kind of man Lester is. Oh, Sherry!
Big Momma's House
8.8s
- You want me to take her out? - No. Just keep her away from Malcolm until we figure out a way to sneak her out of here. OK. You got it.
Big Momma's House
9.1s
"Scratch, scratch, scratch, went the clawing at my door." "'Who's there?' I said, hoping it was only my imagination."
Big Momma's House
10.6s
You two? in my bed? Hell, no! Hattie Mae, I can explain. Explain it to the fat end of my baseball bat.
Big Momma's House
6.5s
Why don't you go downstairs and help your momma with the food? Yes, ma'am.
Big Momma's House
5.7s
Because the truth shall set you free.
Big Momma's House
2.2s
'Scuse me, Reverend.
Big Momma's House
2.2s
Sherry?
Big Momma's House
36.7s
I believe the Good Book says "lf you don't know me, don’t judge me." - That was Tupac. - Definitely Tupac. Tupac. All right. Well, Trent, what does it say? Mom says Jesus said we should love one another as we love ourselves. No, Trent. That's an old lyric from AI Green. I got it in the car. Jesus did say that. - Amen! - Yes, he did. Anyway... Trent, do you remember that day at the lake when I told you that if you wanted something bad enough you gotta be patient and it might come to you?