Easy. But I gotta tell you... This gettin' shot part, it's not as much fun as you'd think.
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I believe the Good Book says "lf you don't know me, don’t judge me." - That was Tupac. - Definitely Tupac. Tupac. All right. Well, Trent, what does it say? Mom says Jesus said we should love one another as we love ourselves. No, Trent. That's an old lyric from AI Green. I got it in the car. Jesus did say that. - Amen! - Yes, he did. Anyway... Trent, do you remember that day at the lake when I told you that if you wanted something bad enough you gotta be patient and it might come to you?
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Damn! That's a baby. Will you shut up, please? Big Momma can handle this. Get outta here! Big Momma's here, darlin'. Don't worry. OK, now. Nolan, get your chunky ass in gear and find me some hot water. Lena, I need towels. Lots of towels. - Towels. - Now somebody get me some lard. Preferably Crisco. We got a baby about to slide into the world.
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Big Momma, here!
Big Momma's House
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Good night. Nice to meet you.
Big Momma's House
3.4s
That's what I do... catch the lightnin' bug.
Big Momma's House
9.2s
- You OK? - Yes. Just tryin' to get comfortable. All right. - Let's try to get some sleep. - That's easy for you to say.
Big Momma's House
4.7s
- That's game. - Yes! We won!
Big Momma's House
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- Hattie! I've been lookin' for you. - Well, good. Keep lookin'. Big Momma, stay and talk to your friend. I'll talk to you later. OK? - Wait! - I'll be right back. Hattie, I need to do this before I lose my nerve. You run along or that ain't all you gonna lose. Listen. Hattie, listen to me.
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Somethin' like that. Sherry, you know that old boyfriend you had, who got in trouble?
Big Momma's House
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Let's see. Well, I asked him. I said "Lord, should I talk about the evils of drugs?"
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Hurry up, man. She's leaving. I'll search the house while you're gone.
Big Momma's House
1.9s
Over here.
Big Momma's House
4.7s
Sorry about that. I didn't think it made much sense to defend myself delicately.
Big Momma's House
2.7s
Yes, brothers and sisters.
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2s
He's fine.
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2.4s
That was a little fast. Let me do it again.
Big Momma's House
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You know, the Lord got me to thinking the other day that maybe it's time that I stopped preaching and started listening!