Of course I'm drunk. So, where is your beloved, Sir Liver Spots? Malcolm is not here yet. You know how he likes to make an entrance.
Murder Mystery
4.2s
Look at that. It says that her last name isn't even really Ballard. Well, so what?
Murder Mystery
10.7s
- Whoa. - Oh, my gosh. Look at this. - Look at this crazy. - Wow. Babe. Well, this room is as nice as the way you look. - You look stunning. - Thank you, honey. That's so sweet.
Murder Mystery
2s
How do you just come out looking that beautiful?
Murder Mystery
12.8s
Hey! Hey, Gonzales. Where is our welcome glass of champagne? - We were promised... - Summer hit me! ...a glass of champagne when we arrived... Zip it! Both of you! Will you stop that? I know you hear me!
Murder Mystery
13.1s
- Great to meet you. You're terrific. - Nice to meet you. Pleasure. I'm sorry you had to see that. - Actually, I started to like you. - She deserved that. - Very good. You came on strong. - She is not nice. You're hurt. Charles. So glad you could make it.
Murder Mystery
14.9s
We would be sailing around European harbors. - Yeah. - Okay? We'd be eating fresh fish. - Right. - And we'd be drinking wine. - Hmm. - We'd be together. That's nice. - They have a chef. - They have a chef. His name is Maurice. Maurice? - Maurice, yes. - Maurice.
Murder Mystery
9.2s
How do you know Charles? Oh. We go back to six hours ago? - Yes. - We met on an airplane. He was very nice to include us. We have a spare cabin for them, I assume.
Murder Mystery
2s
"Some people call me Maurice."
Murder Mystery
1.2s
- Quince. - Uncle...
Murder Mystery
13.1s
On a bus. A bus that is bound for the idyllic village of San Grigio, where we can watch a demonstration on how they age ham. - Let me explain something. - Tell me what I'm missing. - Are you kidding me? - Go.
Murder Mystery
11.2s
- Okay. - Thank you for having us aboard, sir. Yeah. Hey, really nice. It's my father's boat. Oh, well, her father, uh, let me use his lawnmower one time, - so I know how that goes. - Yeah.
Murder Mystery
2.2s
- That's the one. - Oh, my gosh.
Murder Mystery
13.4s
Let's go put on some sunscreen 'cause it's... You already put the sunscreen on me earlier. No, we're gonna... we're gonna reapply the sunscreen. - We're putting more on? - We're gonna reapply. All right. We'll put more on. - So nice to meet you. - I can't believe... This is great! - He's so excited. - We're on the same ship!
Murder Mystery
9s
And you brought guests. Allow me to introduce my cousin, Tobey. Malcolm's only son and the man Suzi would have left me for, had he not been a screaming queen.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Remember that one?
Murder Mystery
6.9s
He looks just like this... if this wrinkled olive had $70 billion.
Murder Mystery
15.2s
Okay. You wanna know the truth? - You're breaking my heart. - Why? I feel like a schmuck because I've been working my ass off and saving money, and now you know why. It was to take us on this trip. And I know I'm not a duke. I understand. He's a viscount, but... - I don't even know what that is. - I know. It's okay.
