- What? - 'Cause I didn't pack mine. Is it in your bag? Stop it! Come on.
Murder Mystery
30.6s
- Oh, honey, honey, honey. - Mm-hmm? Okay, um, don't look right now, but there's a really scary man - with an eye patch... - Mm-hmm? ...who's just staring right at us. I said don't look and you can't not do it. You say eye patch and scary, I'm gonna look. I'm sorry. It's physically impossible not to. All right. Okay. He's walking at us. - Honey, honey. - Play it cool. - Hey, fellas. What's up? How are ya? - Hey. Hi. - Who let you two on board? - Excuse me? What is happening right now? They're my guests, Colonel. - This weekend is for family only. - Really? The last time I checked, you're not family.
Murder Mystery
7.8s
Can't get this on a bus, baby. - This is incredible. - I know it. - Thank you. - You're welcome. Which is why I have drafted a new will.
Murder Mystery
2.4s
...the wine on board is worth a letter.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Yep.
Murder Mystery
6.1s
We are going to push this over on the count of three, - and then we're gonna run. - We're gonna what? - Don't you trust me? - No!
Murder Mystery
9.5s
I'm so sick of you, cop! You should have never come here! You should have just stayed home, eating hot dogs, reading People magazine, and watching reality TV.
Murder Mystery
2.1s
All right.
Murder Mystery
3.6s
Let's go. Let's go. I got you. Come on.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Go for it.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Blood fat.
Murder Mystery
2.2s
Oh, you broke it. You broke it.
Murder Mystery
5.4s
Thank you. Thanks a lot. Are you gonna tell 'em about the stuff in your backpack?
Murder Mystery
14.1s
Keep your mouth shut. I'll mess you up, old man. Old man. Oh, my God. First of all, I should throw you in jail just for calling me "old man," but you bring that stuff back, I'll let you go 'cause I'm late for dinner and I'm hungry as shit.
Murder Mystery
4.9s
He didn't spin. He didn't spin. We just gotta take him out. - Take him out! - Here we go. Floor it! Floor it!
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Terrific!
Murder Mystery
1.6s
You don't speak English, do you?
Murder Mystery
9.1s
You stole the tux off Charlie's dead body? And it fits perfectly. Little tight in the crotch, to be honest. Just kidding. No, he's got me beat. He's got me beat. Wait. Where's Suzi?
