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- Oh, honey, honey, honey. - Mm-hmm? Okay, um, don't look right now, but there's a really scary man - with an eye patch... - Mm-hmm? ...who's just staring right at us. I said don't look and you can't not do it. You say eye patch and scary, I'm gonna look. I'm sorry. It's physically impossible not to. All right. Okay. He's walking at us. - Honey, honey. - Play it cool. - Hey, fellas. What's up? How are ya? - Hey. Hi. - Who let you two on board? - Excuse me? What is happening right now? They're my guests, Colonel. - This weekend is for family only. - Really? The last time I checked, you're not family.
Murder Mystery
21.9s
- Was your nappie good? - Been awake. - I was looking for you. - I know, I'm... - Well, I met this lovely gentleman. - Oh, yeah? I'd like you to meet Charles Cavendish. - He's a lord. Right? - How do you do? - A lord? - Well, actually a viscount. - Oh. - Although viscounts are addressed as Lord, which probably accounts for the lovely Audrey's confusion. There you go. She gets confused with me too. Sometimes I'm the king. Sometimes I'm Daddy.
Murder Mystery
35.4s
I'm still waiting on that trip to Europe he promised me on our wedding day. - That's been 15 years? - Yeah. I could have walked to Europe by now. You know, you just have to tell him. I just don't want to have to tell him. I just want him to know. - No, they never just know. - I know. - That doesn't happen. - You have to tell men everything. If you want the dishes to not go in the sink, you have to tell them. If you want him to shower before he comes to bed, - you have to ask him. - Ugh. That's why they have those signs in bathrooms at restaurants to tell employees to wash their hands. Those aren't for women, guys. Those are for men. Or maybe you could just text him, airplane, wine glass, Italian flag, eggplant, doughnut, doughnut, doughnut.
Murder Mystery
16.3s
I don't even think there are butlers. That's just a word created for those goofy books you're addicted to. Would you just please, please shh? Leave my books alone, okay? Just let me read. I just like... Makes me happy. Are you okay? You're cranky. Are you bored? - I'm gonna go to sleep. - Take a nap.
Murder Mystery