So I put my finger here, and check this... the watch tells me I have a heart problem. Wouldn't a mirror tell you the same thing? Yeah, but this has weather, too. Okay. We got an hour until we're meeting the ladies for dinner. - Yeah. - You wanna catch a beer? I can't. I gotta run a few errands. What? You don't want a beer? What's wrong? I... got the results back from the detective exam. You failed again? This is why I never took that test. All the anxiety and disappointment. At some point, you have to realize you have hit your ceiling and just give up. You know, you should go around and speak at schools. - That was very inspiring. - I should. Kids need to hear this shit. I don't get it, man. I know all the answers, I just freeze under pressure. You know, I can't take the exam for, like, three more months, so I gotta continue lying to Audrey. So when we're at dinner tonight, please, - tell your wi... - Ah! No. Come on, man. You know I'll lie for you anytime. I will cover up dead bodies for you. But if I ask Holly to lie to your wife, there's no way we're messing around. It's Freaky Friday! You don't have to lie, just tell her to ignore when I'm lying. That's it.
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You brought guests? Well, you did take my plus-one.
Murder Mystery
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Grace Ballard.
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We're gonna have another one? I'm just saying, we're paying today. Maybe you can take it easy a little bit. Hey, hey. Nick. Nick. What... What's wrong with you? Sorry. Should I not order another drink, Detective?
Murder Mystery
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Ah. No, he's not. - Yes, he is. - Yes, I am! Yes, I am! No, no, no. He says that you have, uh, confessed to lying about that you are detective.
Murder Mystery
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Which is exactly why he's not the killer.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Go for it.
Murder Mystery
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- Are you kidding me? - I'm so sorry! I don't know what to say! Go, go, go!
Murder Mystery
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Neither is Soviet Chewbacca over there.
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Oh, God! Wow! You should have left the knife in for the po-po, Colonel, man! - I'll put it back. - Don't put it back.
Murder Mystery
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Apparently, she's had enough of my caviar.
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- Smile. - Yes. You need to stop drinking. You're a drunk. Look at him. Why is he torturing himself like that? I mean, she's already married to Malcolm.
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- Are you kidding me? - What?
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Nick, what are you doing?
Murder Mystery
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- That's her! - Oh, my gosh! So then you killed Charles because you knew he would never rest until he found out who Suzi's killer was.
