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- Tobey. - No. No way. Not a chance. It's too obvious. The most obvious suspect is never, never the killer. The most obvious suspect is always the killer. When a wife gets killed, 90% of the time it was the husband.

Murder Mystery

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Yo-ho-ho! That was very hilarious. Ah! With all the bowin' and shit. You know, when a brown person bows, white people bow back, innit? - Up high. How about... - I'm sorry. He's giving you... Respect! - That was very good. Very funny. - That was a joke. Audrey has a question she'd like to ask you.

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Nick, Audrey. - Yeah, you're not family for sure. - Okay. Jesus. So I see one of them was packing heat. - Was I supposed to bring a gun? - Oh, I doubt it's even loaded. That's Colonel Charles Ulenga of the Namibian Defense Force. Malcolm's best friend. He saved his life from a bombing attempt in '94.

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Captain Wong, I'd like to address my guests privately.

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The who?

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Suzi, my darling bride, who has so much of her life ahead of her.

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That's where he lost his eye and his... And his dick? Did he lose his dick? - Honey, why? - I thought that maybe it was his dick.

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Lips, nose, chin. No! People really get their chins done? - Mm-hmm. - Huh! That was so directed at me, it was disgusting. You want me to get my chin done. And I'm not... I love you for who you are. Although it's an option. Would you guys excuse me for a moment? - I should say hello to the Maharajah. - Absolutely. - Everyone's saying it. - Do you believe we're on a boat where the guy said, "I'm gonna go have a conversation with the Maharajah?" - That was big. - Is this real? Excuse me, ma'am? Is there a Maurice here? 'Cause I'm hungry as hell. Yes, sir. He's preparing. He's preparing. Okay. Is he ever gonna finish?

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All right. Where were we? Okay, okay, okay.

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Tell me about Malcolm Quince.

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Do you know how much fun that could be? I just lay here and the boat does all the work. - That's so convenient for you. - You know I have a bad back. So convenient for you.

Murder Mystery

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Yo, Mr. French Policeman, man. It was mad. Lights went out. I thought I saw something move, and I shot.

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I didn't think it was a crime here. I thought maybe you guys had different rules.

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- The Americans. - Yes, number one. Yes.

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Wait a second. What on earth is on these? I don't know. This Maurice guy must breastfeed each shrimp individually. I mean, they live so well. - Oh, God, yeah. - God.

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My name is Inspector Laurent Delacroix.

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Yes. Finish line. The old man got what was coming to him. One-eight-seven, motherfu...

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Did you ever fool around on a boat?

Murder Mystery

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- Tobey. - No. No way. Not a chance. It's too obvious. The most obvious suspect is never, never the killer. The most obvious suspect is always the killer. When a wife gets killed, 90% of the time it was the husband.

Yo-ho-ho! That was very hilarious. Ah! With all the bowin' and shit. You know, when a brown person bows, white people bow back, innit? - Up high. How about... - I'm sorry. He's giving you... Respect! - That was very good. Very funny. - That was a joke. Audrey has a question she'd like to ask you.

Captain Wong, I'd like to address my guests privately.

The who?

Suzi, my darling bride, who has so much of her life ahead of her.

That's where he lost his eye and his... And his dick? Did he lose his dick? - Honey, why? - I thought that maybe it was his dick.

All right. Where were we? Okay, okay, okay.

Tell me about Malcolm Quince.

Do you know how much fun that could be? I just lay here and the boat does all the work. - That's so convenient for you. - You know I have a bad back. So convenient for you.

Yo, Mr. French Policeman, man. It was mad. Lights went out. I thought I saw something move, and I shot.

I didn't think it was a crime here. I thought maybe you guys had different rules.

- The Americans. - Yes, number one. Yes.

Wait a second. What on earth is on these? I don't know. This Maurice guy must breastfeed each shrimp individually. I mean, they live so well. - Oh, God, yeah. - God.

My name is Inspector Laurent Delacroix.

Yes. Finish line. The old man got what was coming to him. One-eight-seven, motherfu...

Did you ever fool around on a boat?