- What are you muttering about right now? - Something doesn't make sense. [mysterious music playing]
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Where's Vik?
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- Trust me. Trust me. All right? - What? Okay. Okay. Okay. - [Nick] Check on the Colonel. You okay? - [Audrey] Colonel! You're not losing this arm? ["Et Moi, Et Moi, Et Moi" by Jacques Dutronc playing]
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5.1s
Put your hand down, Francisco. - [Audrey gasps] - [Nick grunts] - [Audrey] Oh my God! - [all yelling]
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[over PA] And now it's time! The moment you've all been waiting for. The groom, Vikram Govindan! [elephant trumpets] This is crazy! [music continues]
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5.8s
Twenty-five mil, honey. I swear to God. [Nick] I would've settled for ten grand. So insane.
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6.2s
[man grunts] - No! Oh my God! - Now I'm very confused! - [Audrey] Oh no. Who's that guy? - [Nick] This guy? Oh my God!
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8.4s
Or maybe the Colonel needed enough money to afford himself a bionic arm.
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No! This is not what I planned!
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1.1s
You!
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Why are you all dressed up? We read online there was a dress code. We couldn't get into Tavern on the Green 'cause I was wearing shorts one time. - Wh-- Where is everybody? - Yeah. We bought out the restaurant so we wouldn't be disturbed. You do understand the idea of doing this in public is so there are actually people around? - How did you even get these clothes? - And you got your hair done? Look, we had a situation, all right? There was a moat, and then we did... I don't have to explain myself, okay? We'll be the ones who ask the questions. How's that? - Go ahead. Ask the questions. - Let's review the suspects, shall we? [sighs] Get comfortable. Let's start with Saira Govindan. Me? [Audrey] Mm. I defended you.
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28.6s
That wasn't blood that I saw on the elephant handler's robe. It was henna. And it was your henna that never had time to dry the night of the murder. Oh my God! The sister did it! Oh snap! Come on. This is lunacy! You guys, haven't we done this already? I love my brother. I mean, what reason would I have to-- Maybe because your parents gave him the family business, even though you're the smart one, and he's the Jet Skiing rapper wannabe with no skill at all?
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34.2s
Are you reading 'cause you don't like weddings like this, or... No, you know, it's more that I don't like people. I mean, these people in particular. I guess as long as Claudette and your brother have fun, that's all that matters. Right. I don't really understand how anyone gets married. Spending so much time with one person. Can you imagine? - [man coughing and wheezing] - [Audrey] Hmm... [coughing] Well, speaking of my one person, there he is. Nick, this is Saira. This is Vik's sister.
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4.7s
[all sighing and laughing] Oh, my love. [Susan sighs]