Okay, so something, something... Something cake. Something's frosted. Okay. You're fired. You're fired. - Okay, I told you... - Excuse me, sir. Could you translate that for us, please? S'il vous plaît?
Murder Mystery
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- What's he saying? - I don't know. Well, you took French in high school, didn't you? I don't remember high school! What did you take in high school? - Latin. - Oh, great. Who takes freakin' Latin? - People who have a hot Latin teacher. - Shh!
Murder Mystery
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- Um... - Oh, my gosh.
Murder Mystery
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Sergei was trying to tell us the Colonel did it, but then he gets shot. There's no way the Colonel shot him 'cause the Colonel was having a floss party. Did you see how crazy he was going with the teeth flossing? - I did. - What did he have in there? A buffet?
Murder Mystery
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All right. We gotta calm down. - This has been a really weird day, huh? - Yeah. Okay. Let's just get out of this place. Absolutely. Someplace with beer though, please. "I'll go buy you a hat."
Murder Mystery
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I can't believe this just happened. Okay, okay.
Murder Mystery
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I'm going to the casino. Maybe I'll get lucky there. Look, look, look! Please don't tell anybody about this 'cause I've got some mad sex cred in these parts, yeah. My people know me. I'll buy you a hat!
Murder Mystery
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Maybe we should, like, conversate a little bit. Get to know each other. Know what I mean? Like, eye to eye, really connect. Tell me about your favorite band.
Murder Mystery
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What? No. Now he's making stuff up. TV says you have failed your detective exam many, many times. All right! Enough translato. That's not... You're just improvising, pal, and it's getting weird. What... What is he talking about? I will repeat this message in English.
Murder Mystery
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Ah. No, he's not. - Yes, he is. - Yes, I am! Yes, I am! No, no, no. He says that you have, uh, confessed to lying about that you are detective.
Murder Mystery
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Well, I heard that. I will repeat this message in Spanish. Did you lie to me?
Murder Mystery
4.4s
Nick Spitz... is many things, but not a detective.