Put your hand down, Francisco. - [Audrey gasps] - [Nick grunts] - [Audrey] Oh my God! - [all yelling]
Murder Mystery 2
21.6s
- Do you know who this is? - I have no idea. Gary and I met here ten years ago when I was studying abroad, and we promised that if we still loved each other and we hadn't found anyone else, that we would meet halfway up the Eiffel Tower at midnight tonight. [poignant music playing] And I still love him very much.
Murder Mystery 2
1.8s
Are any of you Gary?
Murder Mystery 2
2.6s
No! This is not what I planned!
Murder Mystery 2
2.1s
[yelling] No!
Murder Mystery 2
6.2s
Fifteen minutes ago, Interpol assumed operational control of this matter and assigned me to head the task force.
Murder Mystery 2
2.2s
- Cool. - I'm gonna hand you this.
Murder Mystery 2
21.3s
[both groaning] I'm so sorry! - Now you miss? - I'm sorry, baby! I'm sorry! [screaming] Oh shit! Goddamn! Are you aiming for me or him? Him, I promise! I promise! - Just shoot him. Shoot him! - Shit! - Okay. - [Nick] Shoot him! Uh, I've come to the end of my rope, you know what I mean? My wheels are really turning right now. They're spinnin', my wheels.
Murder Mystery 2
37.5s
Why are you all dressed up? We read online there was a dress code. We couldn't get into Tavern on the Green 'cause I was wearing shorts one time. - Wh-- Where is everybody? - Yeah. We bought out the restaurant so we wouldn't be disturbed. You do understand the idea of doing this in public is so there are actually people around? - How did you even get these clothes? - And you got your hair done? Look, we had a situation, all right? There was a moat, and then we did... I don't have to explain myself, okay? We'll be the ones who ask the questions. How's that? - Go ahead. Ask the questions. - Let's review the suspects, shall we? [sighs] Get comfortable. Let's start with Saira Govindan. Me? [Audrey] Mm. I defended you.
Murder Mystery 2
37.2s
[Nick] Oh no. [newsreader continues in French] - [Audrey] Wait. What? No! - [Nick] What the-- I didn't take a cheese knife. I took the cheese! Why did you grab it? Why did you have cheese? I had cheese because I had the hookah munchies, and it was good cheese. That knife never left the room, Nick. But it did leave the room. Maybe they stole the knife so they could deepfake us. - Our fingerprints are all over it! - C'est caca! - We did not do this. - [French accent] Television say bullshit! - We're not capable of doing anything... - Nous sommes innocents! - Innocents! - ...like this. Like, uh, opposite of O.J.! [Audrey] We would never do this. - I swear! I promise you! - No. [all gasp]
Murder Mystery 2
4.8s
- She's caving in. - Just wait. No. Go ahead. Okay, I do agree.
Murder Mystery 2
21.2s
I think I can clear that. Nick, three meters is, like, ten feet. I had the high school record for the long jump. And I'm not kidding. I went further than that back in the day. - Hmm. Did you? - Yeah. What'd they call you back then? "Nicky Long Legs"? You're mocking me? [Audrey] You're not gonna make that jump. It doesn't make me feel good to prove you wrong, but I'm gonna. - All right? - [Audrey] Mm-hmm.
Murder Mystery 2
17.9s
Can't you put on beach waves or something nice? [Nick] The whale noises help me fall asleep. - You took away my Ambien, so... - [Audrey] You know why? Remember the last time you took Ambien? You went sleepwalking into the lobby wearing my underwear, and then you started watering the couch. I don't remember doing that. Look. Doorman took a picture. It's my screen saver.
Murder Mystery 2
1.9s
- [Audrey sighs] - Hey! Oh God!
Murder Mystery 2
9.2s
You read the book. From cover to cover, sweetheart, and it sucked. You gotta try this. It's so good. You just scared the crap out of me. - [booming] - [all screaming]