I spoke to my partner in New York City. I said, get the death certificates for Madeleine and the son. He could only find one for Madeleine. But then I started thinking, maybe there's no death certificate because there was no death. Nonsense. Malcolm desperately wanted a boy to sire the next generation of Quinces. He would never abandon a son. But... what if it was a daughter? - Yes! - What if it was a daughter? The love of his life dies, dies giving birth to his unwanted daughter. - Yes! - It almost makes sense. - It does! It kinda does! - It makes total sense. He gave her away. Then where is she now? Well, she could be anywhere. She could have got married. She could've joined a gang, changed her name. Who knows? Carry on.
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So that's my wife talking to that handsome guy over there with the one chin.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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- Yes. - Absolutely. - Coincidence. - Wait. Excuse me. Are you saying that your theory is that the two of us conned our way onto a stranger's boat at the last minute to commit premeditated murder that benefits us in no way? That's your theory?
Murder Mystery
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So I put my finger here, and check this... the watch tells me I have a heart problem. Wouldn't a mirror tell you the same thing? Yeah, but this has weather, too. Okay. We got an hour until we're meeting the ladies for dinner. - Yeah. - You wanna catch a beer? I can't. I gotta run a few errands. What? You don't want a beer? What's wrong? I... got the results back from the detective exam. You failed again? This is why I never took that test. All the anxiety and disappointment. At some point, you have to realize you have hit your ceiling and just give up. You know, you should go around and speak at schools. - That was very inspiring. - I should. Kids need to hear this shit. I don't get it, man. I know all the answers, I just freeze under pressure. You know, I can't take the exam for, like, three more months, so I gotta continue lying to Audrey. So when we're at dinner tonight, please, - tell your wi... - Ah! No. Come on, man. You know I'll lie for you anytime. I will cover up dead bodies for you. But if I ask Holly to lie to your wife, there's no way we're messing around. It's Freaky Friday! You don't have to lie, just tell her to ignore when I'm lying. That's it.
Murder Mystery
4.4s
You brought guests? Well, you did take my plus-one.
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1.2s
Grace Ballard.
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We're gonna have another one? I'm just saying, we're paying today. Maybe you can take it easy a little bit. Hey, hey. Nick. Nick. What... What's wrong with you? Sorry. Should I not order another drink, Detective?
Murder Mystery
7.2s
Ah. No, he's not. - Yes, he is. - Yes, I am! Yes, I am! No, no, no. He says that you have, uh, confessed to lying about that you are detective.
Murder Mystery
2.6s
Which is exactly why he's not the killer.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Go for it.
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- Are you kidding me? - I'm so sorry! I don't know what to say! Go, go, go!
Murder Mystery
2.4s
Neither is Soviet Chewbacca over there.
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Oh, God! Wow! You should have left the knife in for the po-po, Colonel, man! - I'll put it back. - Don't put it back.
Murder Mystery
3.2s
Apparently, she's had enough of my caviar.
Murder Mystery
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- Smile. - Yes. You need to stop drinking. You're a drunk. Look at him. Why is he torturing himself like that? I mean, she's already married to Malcolm.