[boat engine revs] [Vik yelling] Nick! This is some janky-ass shit!
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[slow electronic music playing]
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2s
[laughing] You get 'em!
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[gasps]
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1.2s
My husband was right.
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With the Maharajah gone, you can embezzle all the money you want to cover all those paternity suits for your 2,000 children. I say we make it 2,001, huh? Get out of my face. Disgusting pig. Claudette Joubert. Joubert. Parisian shopgirl desperate for money.
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No, Nick! No, no! No, no, no!
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Oh shit. Get in the van. We'll give you the money in exchange for the Maharajah. He's not far. Get in the van. - Don't get in the van! - [Claudette speaking French] - That wasn't part of the deal. - Number three. Don't get in the van. Get in the van, or I'll shoot you both in the stomach, take you to the countryside, and feed you to the swine. - Okay. Let's get in the van. - Okay, okay, okay. Okay, sorry. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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[Claudette] They all think I'm marrying Vik just for the money, especially the Countess.
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[beeping] Oh God! [all yelling] [intense rock music playing]
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15.9s
- Give us the money! - Give you the money. - All right. You got it. - Just give him the money! - One second. - I do have these too. What the fuck? I brought these for us in case we wanted to celebrate after, but I'm gonna change the plans. So what I'll do is put this on here, and I'll put this on here.
If you need something done correctly, you should just do it yourself.
Murder Mystery 2
32.7s
- [frantic knocking on door] - [dramatic music playing] [Nick] I gotta move this stuff now? What if that's the killer? - Killers don't knock. - What if it's housekeeping? We... We're good! We don't need any towels. No! No! We do need towels. Leave 'em out front, please! We've been here ten minutes. You need more towels? You use 30 towels after every shower. I'm sorry. At least I shower. All right, you got me there. [Francisco] It's me, Francisco! Francisco? Wait, wait, wait. What if he's the killer? The only thing he wants to murder is your hm-hm! Hey! - [Francisco] Hurry! There's no time! - [Nick] Be right there! - [Audrey] We're hurrying! - [Nick] We know!
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2.9s
[yells, pants] [yells]
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3.7s
[door closes] [Countess] I know who did it. Who?
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28.8s
And Vik had just discovered Francisco's dark secret. - [Audrey] What? - [Nick] He had a secret? - Oh! - [Nick] Oh God. - [cocks gun] - [Audrey gasps] - [Audrey] We don't need to do that. - [Nick] That's cool. Who is it? It's Saira. Let me in. Uh, okay. One second. - I need to hide. The closet! - No, no, no! - [Nick] It's too dark. - Here. Come on. - [Nick] She has all her stuff. - One second, Saira! [Nick] Coming! Be right there! [Nick straining] Okay, gotta get to you! - So sorry. One second. - Moving around some stuff for fun!
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56.2s
[Nick grunts] What are you doing? [Nick] I'm blocking the door so no one can get in. [Audrey] Honey, you're gonna hurt your back. You know what would hurt my back? A knife going through it. The killer knows we're on to him. We're on the next-to-kill list. I guarantee it. What happened to Vik? A guy that rich gets kidnapped for the money. There's no profit in hurting him. Oh God. We're not gonna be invited anywhere ever again. Ever again. The cheese has a hold on me, honey. I can't stop. Are you just... Will you take a slice like a civilized person? I don't know where the knife is. - Oh Jesus! - [Nick] What? You got a headache? - Yes! - [Nick] I'm sorry. - How's your back? - My back's killing me. - I'll get Advil. - Please. Please. - I'm gonna get more cheese in me. - Honey, do not eat all that cheese. That affects... You're terrible all night. - Absolutely. - Oh. And I have pictures from the tent of a burned robe with bloodstains. Someone was trying to get rid of the evidence, and I'm sure it was the elephant handler. Good detecting, sweetheart. - I'm doing my best. Here. - [Nick] Okay. Thank you. - [Audrey] One, two, three, four. - [Nick] Okay.